Basically the white version of Popeyes and KFC. If you are gay, you better stay away because you may not come out alive. The workers almost seem too nice, and are also forced say “my pleasure” to every single customer. If they are caught saying “you’re welcome” then they are instantly forced to go to church and become a born again christian.
Steve: “Hey bro, you work at Chic fil a right?”
Jonah: “Yes”
Steve: “Alright cool, can you come help me Sunday to help me move some things at my house?
Jonah: “No I’m sorry, my manager is making us go to church to pray the gay away. He said that they are all the devil”
Steve: “Damn bro, well thanks anyway”
Jonah: “My pleasure”
Jonah: “Yes”
Steve: “Alright cool, can you come help me Sunday to help me move some things at my house?
Jonah: “No I’m sorry, my manager is making us go to church to pray the gay away. He said that they are all the devil”
Steve: “Damn bro, well thanks anyway”
Jonah: “My pleasure”
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Get the Liba Fil Qalziet mug.Crack-fil-A is an American fast food restaurant chain headquartered in the Atlanta suburb of College Park, Georgia, specializing in crack sandwiches.
Some say the sandwiches contain chicken, but this is incorrect. Due to the addictive nature of Crack-fil-A sandwiches, it has been conclusively determined that they contain a large percentage of crack cocaine chemically modified to be fully metabolized through ingestion.
Generally, the sandwiches also contain two or three small pickle slices.
Recently, Crack-fil-A restaurants have become Meccas for homosexual individuals looking for an accepting location to engage in consensual sexual relations with other members of the same gender.
Some say the sandwiches contain chicken, but this is incorrect. Due to the addictive nature of Crack-fil-A sandwiches, it has been conclusively determined that they contain a large percentage of crack cocaine chemically modified to be fully metabolized through ingestion.
Generally, the sandwiches also contain two or three small pickle slices.
Recently, Crack-fil-A restaurants have become Meccas for homosexual individuals looking for an accepting location to engage in consensual sexual relations with other members of the same gender.
"I was going to shoot up some heroine, but decided it was easier to just eat a sandwich at the Crack-fil-A."
by A Busy Man December 4, 2012
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Get the Chick-fil-a and sit on my face mug.Restaurant fare comparable to that of McDonalds, and almost equally as scary on a corporate level. Feeding chicken and Born-Again Christianity to the masses, whereas McDonalds spreads "American" culture worldwide. Chick-fil-a is run by a radical religious zealot responsible for whipping consumers into submission by giving them the fattening foods they've grown so dependent on. And since when is capitalizing on gluttony considered Christian? The whole concept behind the image of the "protesting cow" was ripped from Peta campaigns -- what a perfect mindfuck.
Don't give these assholes your hard-earned cash.
Don't give these assholes your hard-earned cash.
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