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Faux-Bo

(Prnounced Foe-Boe)
When a guy sits down and his pants arch up in a way that creates a fake boner.
John: what the hell mike? whats in your pants?
Mike: Dude, chill. Its just a Faux-Bo
by yolosaynono June 16, 2015
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Faux Mex

Overly fancy Mexican fusion cuisine. Often found in high end neighborhoods of big cities
Him - How about Mexican tonight?
Her - We could eat at La Perla...
Him - Fuck that, no self respecting caballero would eat a lobster and prime rib burrito - that shit is faux mex.
Her - Then we should head to La Cantina for a bucket of Pacifico and beef and bean burritos.
Him - Nice call.
by jfburke619 October 13, 2012
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faux job

n., The act of a woman bringing her mouth into the vicinity of a man's groin with the intention of arousing him but not performing an actual sex act. A faux job can entail her placing a hand on the crotch and sucking her fingers, blowing on the penis from an inch or so away, placing her mouth over the penis of a man still wearing pants, or any other similar activity.The goal can be either to tease the man or to indicate a willingness to go further.
"I was only going to get one lapdance, but the stripper started giving me a faux job and next thing you know I'm out a hundred bucks."
by Parrish October 31, 2006
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Faux-Ku

A haiku-like poem, free of the traditional meter and length restrictions, but resembling the age-old art form.
It was a beautiful faux-ku poem, full of rich emotion, but totally breaking the rules. Example:
The words were beautiful
As always.
You too are beautiful
In so many ways.
You are a part of us
Inseparable and Loved.
by flyingdog May 7, 2010
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Faux Ghetto

Faux Ghetto (pronounced 'foʊ gĕt'ō)
n., pl. -tos or -toes.

1. When a person claims they're "hood" (pronouced hʊd) but was raised in middle to high class society.

2. Mainstream rap is a way of life. Gucci Mane is considered a godlike figure.

3. "T-ing" a girl with a friend is an acceptable way to lose your virginity

4. Beginning and ending each and every sentence with the word "Nigga."

5. Claim they're a "baller" but work at a local grocery store.
Ex. 1)(Insert Name Here) is faux ghetto.

Ex. 2)Brandon wears Abercrombie, listens to Gucci Mane, talks like he's from the street but lives in a $500,000 house. He's so faux ghetto"
by Ricky Rossy Is The Bossie October 10, 2008
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Faux News

A worthless "news" network that is obsessed with proving that Donald Trump isn't a incompetent worthless piece of dog shit. Additionally, it is an echo-chamber for America conservatives so that they only have to listen to what they want to hear instead of... you know... reality. Faux News was also instrumental in the development of "Fake News" and pioneered the tactic in the 2016 Presidential Election.

Synonyms: Bullshit, Fake News, Propaganda, Worthless information, Neo-con con, Donald Trump's Lord and Master.
That is some Faux News right there. Total Faux News.
by Midge-a-Lardo De Pinchi July 13, 2020
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faux shaux

Just a fancy way of saying fo sho.
Dude1: She's hot!
Dude2: Faux Shaux!
by SidMcCall September 1, 2008
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