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Fatty Matty

Fatty Matty the man you see get stuck on The Ultimate rollercoaster ride.
Common chav dialect in the northern area, which rhymes.
Fatty Matty usually wears a red hoodie with the name 'Matty' written on it.
Yo! Fatty Matty!
he he that's Fatty Matty
Hey did you know that Fatty Matty had to go round twice because he couldn't get off the ride?
by Jerry2413565 May 10, 2019
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Fatty Drunksy

A fucking kid who is so dumb that he likes to jump people if they smell nice
He is a fucking twat
He also owns a massive alcoholic company he is a villain that will not rest until he farts
Daddy Liam: hey get milk
Fatty Drunksy: wish CBS zbsjsnehdh bff djsng
by Nute Gunray May 26, 2020
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fatty shatty

When you, the player, nail a 3-6 man Earthshatter on the enemy team with Reinhardt in Overwatch
Their shields are down! Gonna drop a fatty shatty
by S0CC0 April 23, 2020
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fatty logic

Rationalization or justification of behaviors that reinforce or keep a person fat.

Justifying eating patterns (I can only ever eat fast food, I don't have time to go home to eat or the money to buy my own groceries and make my own food).

Rationalizing fatty behaviors (I went on the elliptical for fifteen minutes, therefore I deserve a grand feast at the Golden Corral).

Fatty logic.
Fat Chick: "I used to have a lap band surgically in place to stop me from overeating."

Me (to myself): "Total fatty logic. The problem wasn't your stomach, the problem is all in the fork! Why treat symptoms of the problem instead of correcting the problem itself. Food enters through the mouth - that's the gateway, and dieting/exercise is the solution."

Fat Chick (somehow responding to my inner thoughts): "Maybe I can just duct tape my mouth shut after dinner. Yeah, that would work at cutting calories!"

Me: (Sigh, and eww.)
by Jeffro303 February 7, 2013
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fatty rage

1. The sudden and uncontrollable anger experienced by a fat person when a specific food item they crave is unavailable

2. The general anger that builds as a fat person goes longer and longer without food
When Big Tony found out Debbie ate the last Oreo in the box, he flew into a fatty rage and nearly beat her to death.
by Dr. Judo Armistice July 15, 2010
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Fatty-NoDaddy

A plumper who had no figure growing up therefore she is extremely open to all suggestions from males.
Damn it looks like fatty-nodaddy is showing up to the party so let's see how Pravy it gets.
by Ranchgirls December 23, 2020
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Fatty Jenkins

A person who likes to sit around all day, eat junk food and never exercise. Fatty's poor habits have led to FJ being overweight, and therefore called Fatty Jenkins.
Look at Fatty Jenkins huffing and puffing after climbing the staircase!
by Smeagol/Gollum January 5, 2009
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