F.E.M.A.

Failed Emergency Management Agency

After 'Hurricane Katrina' hit New Orleans, F.E.M.A.(Failed Emergency Management Agency) took so long to respond, it caused hundreds of needless deaths!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

T.I.M.F

Titties In My Face.... Famous words which were first uddered After a Visit to club 6144 and a long drunken night at the strip club. When ever you go to a strip club and you recieve a "Titty Hug" you are obligated to scream " Titties In My Face" as loud and as obnoxious as humanly possible, to ensure that everyone around you Knows that there are tits in your face.

We Went to the tit bar and got T.I.M.F.

by Chris Rado April 19, 2007

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B.

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.

I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!

by Billy January 20, 2005

F.I.M.A. Disaster

When one has an unexpected disaster that makes one feel as if they just got "fucked in my ass." Usually financial in nature, but always a major catastrophe.

"When the transmission went out on my car, I declared it a F.I.M.A. disaster. It cost me over $2,000!"

by Absolut Ang January 27, 2009

d.t.s.o.m.f.

down to sit on my face

me: dawg, that chick is tots mcgoates checkin u out!
you: Yeah, but do you think she's d.t.s.o.m.f.?

by balto from new orleans July 31, 2011

N.M.F.P.

An acronym for Not My Fucking Problem. Often used in the workplace when saying Not My Fucking Problem would cost you your job.

The twat I work with called and told me something was wrong. I responded with N.M.F.P. bitch!

My boss is a cock sucker and this company is going down the toilet...and I think to myself N.M.F.P.!

by J & D October 5, 2006

S.M.F

SMF: SEXY MOTHA FUCKA

THOSE TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO BE LOOKIN FINE AS HELL NO MATTER THE AGE OR GENDER

LAURIE: OH MY FUCKIN GAWD.
FRIEND: OH EM JEE WHAT IS IT
LAURIE: THAT DUDE
FRIEND : WHAT HE DO ? SHOUD I BEAT THE SHIT OU OF HIM
LAURIE: HES A S.M.F SEXY MOTHA FUCKA
FRIEND: WHT THE HELL

by LittleLaurie April 28, 2020