exsex

the commonly enjoyed act of copulation between two exes, regardless of how messy the break up was. Usually kept in secret (from friends and family), exsex has pros and cons: you don't have to wonder if the sex will be great or not, what partner enjoys most, or that you are sleeping with too many people. Cons are feeling dirty afterward, possibly contracting an std from your lying whore of an ex, or eventual emotion attachment and later probably shut down that some (very few) people feel during or after sex.

Man, I had exsex with Dave last night, it was awesome, but I don't think it was a good idea, I definitely need to shower in scalding hot water and then go to the STD clinic and get tested.

by shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet September 15, 2010

excuses are like asses

One's lame excuse will often render this response.

Gina: I can't go out tonight Bill, because I'm washing my hair.
Bill: Piss off Gina. Your excuses are like asses. You always have one, and nobody wants to hear it.

by ed rogers May 24, 2004

exsex

Any act of sexual contact with an ex after the breakup. Usually involves post contact crying and/or emotional turmoil. Can also involve hate sex and/or proof sex.

Ugh! I just had exsex using my tears as lube and want to slit my wrists with a dull, rusty butter knife.

by Eau April 20, 2009

exuberant

joyously unrestrained, to be filled w or characterised by lively song and dance, energy and excitement, happy spirits and vitality.
derives from the german 'uber' meaning 'very' or 'over'. therefore the tag of 'exUBERance' refers to one who is 'very over'.

Gosh is sarah an exuberant person.

Wow, sarah is mighty exuberant today.

Sarah is showing her typical exuberance again in her love for isosmel.

by appleberry October 13, 2009

Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.

Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....

by MONSTURS inmyvag November 17, 2007

there's no excuse for that

Something, arrogant self-righteous people say, when they disapprove of anything that someone else might say or do.

When the waiter wiped his nose with his sleeve, the business executive said to his guests, "There's no excuse for that."

by Frank Le April 1, 2015

Excuserist

Reserved to define an individule who's life-style is supported by excuses.

You meet your best friend for lunch and they order the most expensive meal on the menu. The waiter hands you the bill - when it comes time to pay - your friend says, "I lost my debit card" or "I'll catch us up next time" or "I am a little short" or "You can afford this." We all know of them - This is an Excuserist

by doug Larson February 17, 2009