express love

Express Love is the pain of having a crush on your regular FedEx or UPS driver, and ordering more and more stuff from the Internet just to get a glimpse of him (her).

I'm in Express Love with Alan, my UPS driver. He's dreamy.

by PsychoPuppyDad January 7, 2017

The Express Slam

A sexual maneuver in which a person (usually Male) drives to his/her partner's (usually Female) home and parks the car out front. The Male goes inside, leaving the car running, and has a very brief quickiewith her. He leaves promptly after.

(Via cell phone)
"How much time left til you have to go to work, babe?"
"5 minutes"
"I'll be there in three. We'll do The Express Slam"

by walkwin December 19, 2008

Hubei Express

Being exposed to catching the coronavirus and or serious and immediate danger.

Jake was on a business trip to China recently. He rode the Hubei Express hard.

by john510runner March 3, 2020

Riding the Pony Express

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.

Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.

by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 22, 2009

Red Light Express

The phenomenon that occurs when a person is very much in a hurry to arrive at a designated location (I.E. meeting, job interview, date, rendezvouz, etc.) but hits every red light on the way said location, causing him or her to arrive significantly later than expected

Guy #1: "Hey man, I thought you said you were gonig to be here in ten minutes?"

Driver: "I would have been if I didn't hit the Red Light Express all the way over here."

by Always L8 July 11, 2010

Estes Express lines

Company that cans folk for bs reasons.

Jim "joe you are fired for trying to park your in the lot"

Joe " aw shit I just had this job for one day."

Estes Express lines because we can fire you

by mopar December 1, 2009

Expelianus

A spell that can be cast to end constipation.

Harry suddenly shouted "expelianus" and his cramping went away.

by desotobear August 1, 2013