Surreal Estate Agent

1. Someone who tries to kill someone by making them do it themselves.

2. A psycho murderer who is also vegan.

The surreal estate agents have showed up to every one of my gigs this year, they want rent in blood.

by Big John & the Boys July 03, 2018

The Good Estate Agent

Changing the face of estate agency. An estate agent that cares about you and ensures they work hard for their fee. Getting you the best price for your home and providing top notch communication along the way!

Are you selling your home? You must use The Good Estate Agent!

by TGEA November 23, 2021

real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022

Grill-estate

The area available on the BBQ

You guys are using all the grill-estate

by konstl95 March 24, 2019

Tiddy real estate

using houses to describe boob

jane:man I wish I had a mansion
el:speak for yourself I want a tent in the woods
jane:are you trans?
el:yes
jane:cool
using tiddy real estate is efficient way to come out as trans

by raybeez February 12, 2022

estated

a area which estates have been developed

ellenbrook estated

by dienos_rocks April 26, 2010

Fake Estate

Estate which doesn't exist. Not real estate.

Banker: Hey do you want to buy some real estate? There's this excellent property-
Me: No gimme some Fake Estate
Banker: Fake Estate? You mean stocks and digital assets?
Me: Yeah buddy gimme
Banker: aight bet

by Psude 'Nim June 08, 2024