New England

The six greatest states in the country. In the New England states, you will deal with fewer rednecks and far less ignorance, as most of the ivy league schools can be found here. The vacation spots are unbeatable and most people dress decent. In the fall, the foliage is a major tourist attraction. During the winter months, people visit to stay in lodges or ski. In the spring and summer, the beaches are crowded and the small towns earn the most money by housing all of the vacationers who decide to stay at Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard. Each state has its own perks... Oh yeah, did I mention that the Patriots are better than any other team?

Guy 1: "You're from New England? You must be a fuckin' Democrat hippie."

Guy: "No, I'm not a hippie, but yes, I do have more money than you."

by DrRock710 August 3, 2008

Endgame

The final moves in a game of chess, often including the loss of key pieces in an effort to secure a checkmate.

Wow that was an intense Endgame

by surfaceareaofacow April 29, 2019

engagment

When idiots on Facebook misspell engagement, normally accompanied by bad grammar. The act of fellatio which is supposed to come right before the marriage.

Come celabrate Anne and Matt's Engagment...She just cant take the suspinse!!!11!

by LaLa Lola February 1, 2008

engla

Hot motherfucker that loves Anta, and she loves boys and drinking alcohol and party, she is kind of shy, but when you get to know her she is crazy af! She has huge boobs and ass, and she hates her legs and stomach. She loves björket, because Anta is there and Anta is her best friend!

Engla is horny and dirty

by Antapanta sweetisen December 12, 2016

Engaged to be Engaged

When you're so in love but don't have a ring but ready to lay down all the commitments.

OMG Sarah, he proposed!" Explains long romantic night. "Well there is no ring and he didn't get down on one knee but this is the real thing. He asked if we could be 'Engaged to be Engaged'."

by I said YES February 22, 2023

eggars school

Massive shithole of a school. Created by some div 400 years ago since then has been run throughout the centuries by Mrs Danks. Sully the headteacher is "leaving" the school because the police busted his child trafficking operation. Full of chavs and battymen, do not enter the maths toilets unless you want to suffocate and die from vape smoke. Teeming with dickhead teachers, Mr Roach and Mr Brand are chill but avoid everyone else especially Mr Dance as he will chase you around particularly if you have dark skin. Generally good idea to not ever come here, Heath End is probably better which is saying a lot.

"What secondary did you go to?"
"Went to Eggars School, left me scarred."
"Eggars? My mate went there, some blonde cunt sparked him for no reason and the teachers put him in detention for blocking the corridoor while unconscious."
"I know right, it's so awful there."

by ShroomSalesman August 3, 2023

New England Blowout

When something doesn't sit right on your stomach and you go to the bathroom and take a massive two shits. (Massachusetts)

Friend - Rough night?
You - Yeah, had a New England Blowout.
Friend - What's that?
You - You know....massive two shits..

by Mittens Willis December 22, 2012