Earlysexist

When you discriminate against people for having sex way too early.

"Did you hear how Earlysexist Patricia is?" "Yeah bro, she thinks I'm below her because I fucked at 13"

by Supersurvivor9 February 24, 2021

Early Swirly

when a big black masculine figure named earl pumps your back with a jizzload cumbubble and beats you to a pulp with a stella until his creamy load gargles out of your throat smearing the carpet with his excremental juices

boy- my twinklebuns earl gave me his early swirly yesterday it was magical

girl- cool bruh

by biggblackethballs June 29, 2021

Arizona early bird

When diligently performing oral sex on a limp penis until frustration, resembling a hungry bird trying to pull a stubborn worm out of the ground.

"If you don't take your VIAGRA, I will look like an arizona early bird!" She complained.

by mrgirthy75 June 23, 2015

Nicotra early college charter school

A school so boring you would want to kill your self. There are no sport teams and every program they try to make is pure trash. Their student government voting system is all a popularity contest. Teachers are AmAziNg. We only stay in that school because of the opportunity’s it gives the student. End Of StOrY.

Nicotra early college charter school. that definition of boring.

by Just chill me September 18, 2019

Agriculture and Science Early College

ASEC is also known as Gaysec, a school filled with an extremely diverse group of students that are stressed to the point of mental breakdowns every week and being sleep deprived. With a few decent teachers makes this school bearable, until you get to the college classes. This place is wild.

“Dang did you see the bags under her eyes?”

“yeah bro she goes to the Agriculture and Science Early College”

by anon24601 November 6, 2019

early-ish

1) early, but only relatively early
2) when one shows up late for work as usual, but earlier than they usually do and/or their co-workers usually do

"I can't believe Mr. Pearson bitched me out for coming in at 830! I usually don't even come in until 9:30! I was early..."
"Yeah but you're supposed to be here at 8. You were just early-ish"

by QuakerDan July 16, 2009

Stupid Early

Stupid Early is any time in the morning, when you don't feel you should be awake. It is too early for you, and you hate being awake and active at this time. Any time before 8AM can be universally classed as Stupid Early. If your boss asks you to get to work for 7AM for example, you can say 'That's stupid early'

I'll be there quite early tomorrow, but not stupid early.

by Eric Booth November 17, 2010