Expectations

What you want to happen even though it never aligns with reality

On his way to the party, Tom thought his expectations (fucking Summer) would align with reality. To bad he found out it was an engagement party.

by Hurtingchampion May 27, 2011

Experting

Experting is someone widely recognized as a reliable source of technique or skill whose faculty for judging or deciding rightly, justly, or wisely is accorded authority and status by their peers or the public in a specific well-distinguished domain.

Experting is amazing.

by Justoldme July 20, 2010

Great Expectations

An extremely boring novel by Charles Dickens, following the story of Pip, a little kid whose parents died. His sister, Ms. Joe and her husband Joe raise him. Ms. Joe is actually a fucking dick to Pip. I zoned out at this point but Pip went to Ms. Havisham’s mansion. Havisham is this crazy lady who was left at the altar and instead of getting over it, she stopped all of her clocks, never threw away the food and never took off her dress. She also had this adopted (i think) niece named Estella. Pip starts simping hard for estella, and again i zoned out but Pip was simping so hard that he followed estella to London. He became a douchebag to try and impress her, but his London joyride was running out of funds. When he found out who was giving him the money, it was some criminal he met in the very beginning of the book and instead of being grateful he was upset it wasn’t Havisham. Idk what happens after that but honestly i’m not looking forward to reading the rest.

“hey man wanna read great expectations”

“id rather fuck my dog”

by lowqua1itynerd January 23, 2020

Spider Expert

1. Someone that is well-versed in the field of Arachnology.
2. A faggot, it was originally a 7chan wordfilter of the word faggot many years ago, showed up when people would respond with posts like 'do it faggot'; but nowadays it tends to be used as an insult more for someone who knows way too much about shit no-one cares about.

"Arachnology is so fascinating"
"shut the fuck up spider expert"

"I'm gonna slit my wrists"
"DO IT SPIDER EXPERT"

by sdjipgsdg October 18, 2018

Expectastetions

The way something is expected to taste.

The Bulla fruit 'n yogurt did not meet his expectastetions.

by JezAlmighty January 1, 2011

expectacular

excellent and spectacular

Analu is expectacular

by justj3sse December 1, 2020

Great expectation

Expecting someone to do something like work 4 jobs or fly.

The girl wanted to see somebody fly freely (without being in an aircraft or having a parachute) even though nobody could do that. The people who tried to live up to her expectations are all dead, those who watched them die didn't find her great expectations liberating at all.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019