Egyptian Howler Monkey

When you're giving it to a girl from behind, and you're about to erupt you're baby yogurt, you pull out and spin around and unload your baby cannon into her mouth and face fuck her, leaving a surprised expression on her face, looking like an Egyptian howler monkey howling into the moonlight.

After Ian gave Gaby the Egyptian Howler Monkey, Jaymond came in and touch her G-Spot. She was never the same...

by xX0GxKU$HxG0DXx June 1, 2015

Egyptian love mask

The act of draping ones balls over another persons eyes, while covering there nose with your penis.

Nothing says "I love you" or "I hate you" like giving someone an egyptian love mask.

by Chazle dazzle November 13, 2011

real egyptian silk

silk that had been touched by Murdoc Niccals

“what type of silk is that?” “real egyptian silk.”

by physically_okay March 16, 2021

Egyptian Mud Shower

Different to the standard Mud Shower, this is when a woman inserts milk into their anus and sprays it on one or more people at a distance. Etymology is from the historical reference of Cleopatra bathing in raw milk.

That party last night was awesome! Your sister gave me a massive Egyptian Mud Shower.

by JoeStentorian November 6, 2022

egyptian tag team

When three individuals, regardless of their sexual orientation, participate in a sexual activity whilst each individual holds their hands together palm to palm above their head. Each persons hands must remain above their heads for the duration of the activity.

Joakim: dude my arms are tired

Ricky: whys that?

Joakim: Egyptian Tag Team

Ricky: that make sense

by Garwald October 27, 2015

Egyptian Sand Cat

Another name for the Anus. This is for folks that cannot pronounce sphincter correctly and say Sphinx.

Yeah, that burrito I had last night almost made my Egyptian Sand Cat miss the litter box.

by swiguy2112 April 29, 2023

egyptian rat screw

1. a card game
2. a good way to break your hand

sandwich!
CRASH
OH SH!T MY METATARSALS! but I got two jacks!

by maxzilla June 22, 2003