disfunctional potato

Someone who is as disfunctional as a potato

Stop being disfunctional potato and get your act together

by Weevobeevo February 25, 2021

Erectile Disfunction

Erectile dysfunction is a common problem where a man finds it hard to get or keep an erection.

Doctor:I have some bad news for you sir.
Male patient: Yes?
Doctor: you appear to be suffering from erectile disfunction

Male patient: Oh No

(this can only happen if you have a Willy)

by Juanita Green October 13, 2021

Age of Disfunctionalism

The 21st century.

Q: Why does all the music suck nowadays?
A: We're in the age of disfunctionalism.

by xp72 April 27, 2023

rectal dysfunction

Rectum Dysfunction can be defined as two things.

1. Diarohea
2. Problem with the rectum eg. Cancer.

Example 1.

"Dude I just took a major shit, it was rectal dysfunction to the max."

Example 2.

"Doctor, I think I'm suffering from a rectal dysfunction."

by TROYum May 3, 2005

dykfunctional

That which is functional for dykes (of the lesbian persuasion) where males are considered virtually useless.

Wife kicks husband out, brings in lesbian lover. The two woman have a dykfunctional relationship.

A woman uses a vibrator on another woman - the vibrator is dykfunctional.

Dykfunctional Marriage - a legal union of two women.

Dykfunctional Home - a home with two mommies and no daddy.

by flickertongue April 23, 2011

Erectile Dysfunction

When male gendered individuals think that they are tall, firm, and stout but always fall short because of sheer ignorance.

Mark and Colby suffer from Erectile Dysfunction.

by Gollum May 25, 2006

Cyberectional Dysfunction

The opposite of a Cyberection. Usually happens when one thinks they are talking to an opposite sex from which they are getting turned on, to find that they are in fact, the same sex.

Cyberialis anyone? Please refer to Cyberection for def.

Subject A waves to Subject B.
Subject A: Hey there, tall handsome dark haired Dark Knight. How bout you and me start to grind some together?
Subject B: I like that idea miss, when and where do you want to gain 'experience points'?
Subject A: Nah I'm just joking, I'm some 45 Y/O married male lookin' for a good time.
Subject B: I think im suffering from Cyberectional Dysfunction ....
Subject B has logged out.

by Aerwyn November 27, 2007