The trance like state you fall under before you have to take a massive shit. You want to be alone and philosophize your life and write things down in a day-timer. You sit and bask in the fart like aroma sifting out of your asshole like steam through a manhole cover. God for bid you are interrupted by anybody, a person, a dog, even the phone ringing will overwhelm you with vulnerability, and self conscious feelings. You will immediately ninja to another room, ideally the bathroom to continue your seizure like stupor, or get it over with a drop the deuce.
Guy 1: It smells like stale shit in every room of the house!
Guy 2: Yeah when you where looking for me earlier I was in a dump daze, and had to use some stealth to avoid you.
Guy 1: I'm fucking moving out!
Guy 2: Yeah when you where looking for me earlier I was in a dump daze, and had to use some stealth to avoid you.
Guy 1: I'm fucking moving out!
by brohan Sebastian Bach March 01, 2011
So when your step sister came home from spring break she was wearing a ripped up tshirt that said ranch dump.
by Ranchgirls January 11, 2021
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by JLLee February 25, 2010
When a student returning from college breaks up with their significant other from high school. So-called because it traditionally takes place over thanksgiving break, the first time most students return from college.
by Brendan January 31, 2005
A poop that requires no toilet paper afterwards due to the fact that it left nothing behind on your behind.
Dude, I was just taking a shit and realized there was no toilet paper. Luckily it was a birthday dump, or I would have been in big trouble.
by Noobraham Lincoln May 30, 2008
Slang for when a guy wears his underwear backwards so he can take a shit without having to remove them.
I just drop my trousers and then pull the hole of my dump trunks wide open to take a quick and easy crap!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020