dumbledorph

To shoot your wad in your lover's face and give them a long white beard to resemble Dumbledore.

Last night Harry screamed expelliarmus ejactilatio and totally dumbledorphed me!

by charleycopper January 22, 2017

Dumbledorkasaurus

Somebody who claims to be smart but is not.

She’s such a dumbledorkasaurus- did you hear what she said about birds today? And she claims to be smart!

by eaglehawkmotherfucker April 4, 2022

Dumbledorkasaurus

Somebody who claims to be smart but is not.

Yesterday she said eagles and hawks were the same animal, and today she said she was the smartest person in our class! She’s such a dumbledorkasaurus!

by eaglehawkmotherfucker April 4, 2022

Dumbledork

a hot and sexy bearded big dick sex demon that tells great jokes and fucks

I can't wait to be railed by my dumbledork

by lizardldy August 25, 2023

Jazzy Dumbldore

The gayest sexual act known to gay kind. It involves two consenting males spreading their cheeks as far as they can and then rubbing their taint assholes over newly purchased furniture. Once the new furniture is assed out the homosexuals will scream vile accusations about white Jesus.

Tim:My asshole burns like hell!
John:I know we shouldn't have did that Jazzy Dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.

by HU3YS_A_FREEMAN March 17, 2017