truckers dilemna

Having to choose between shifting gears or spanking the monkey.

David couldn't decide between beating rush or traffic or beating the bishop. He was faced with the classic truckers dilemna.

by amit666 October 5, 2018

The Pirate's Dilemma

When one obtains booty, realizes he/she no longer wants it, and throws it into the ocean.

Guy 1: Dude, how was your night last night?
Guy 2: Well, I found the treasure chest and almost looted it all, but today she just won't stop texting me. At this point I'm ready to throw her into the ocean.
Guy 1: Damn, the Pirate's Dilemma...

by Morgan, the Captain August 29, 2010

Dalemarshea

A Dalemarshea is a fierce, loving, woman who will build you up with the type of love you will only experience once in your lifetime. Her wishuweremebuturnot attitude will keep you at attention. Call her if you need her but know that she will keep it 100 wit u....please dont get it twisted!

Girl, you better put some stank on it and get Dalemarshea-ified!

by Girl319 February 6, 2010

dilemmarama

A state of really serious dilemma which has far reaching and potentially devastating consequences.

when a friend has really serious BO and you don't know quite how to tell her, or sleeping with 2 men at once, or seeing one of your friends ex-boyfriends and not knowing how to tell her.... an extreme dilemmarama would be a combination of all the above at once!

by Meera Swami January 21, 2007

dudemen

Dudemen can be whatever you want it to be. dudemen is, but never was. dudemen can, and never cant. dudemen is something that only dudemen can dudemen. i hope this is a good dudemen of what dudemen is dudemen.

Hey Shawn, whens your next dudemen ?!

by DUDEMEN 1 June 30, 2011

Innovator's Dilemma

The dilemma confronting an inventor, engineer or creator of any type in which one must choose between adding new features to a product in an attempt to entice customers, or maintaining a product as to improve quality and decrease cost.

"By choosing to compete on design instead of technology alone, Apple seems to have found a loophole in the Innovator's Dilemma."

-Charlie Wood,
http://globelogger.com/2008/05/why-doesnt-appl.html

by Inconspicuous132 August 16, 2008

dutch eye dilemma

The act in which two lazy eyed people lock opposite dead eyes creating a catatonic state in which time travel is possible.This state can only be broken by throwing ice water on both dead eye combatants

Dutch got into a "dutch eye dilemma " with the grounds keeper at the cemetery

by Dutch Sana March 10, 2015