Mondo Duke

When your shit is bigger and more explosive than you thought causing you to flood and overflow the bathroom than you are in making it look like it’s from so sort of horror movie.

“Dude I took a Mondo Duke!”
“Crap, lets get out of here!”

by Nibbachin July 11, 2018

dudemeister

German for: Master of Dudes

source: the t.v show Scrubs

Elliot: Keith is great, the only problem is his last name is... Dude Meister

Jordan: That doesnt even sound real

Elliot: Well its actually german, dudemeister, it means master of dudes

by Colt45Joe May 2, 2006

Duke

1) To slap a sandwich down upon the sandwich of another person as a sign of opprobrium or disrespect.

I was at Jersey Mike's on my lunch break, and sitting one table over I see this guy wearing a New England Patriots Tebow jersey, and I'm like oh Lord keep me from doing what I'm about to do, and I look at my half eaten chicken parm, and I look over at Chowder stuffing his face with bread and mayo, and I look back to my chicken parm, and I look back at Tebow, and I ask God for strength, but Chowder starts choking and hacks out a thick, rattly cough, and doesn't cover his mouth, and it's like I leave my own goddam corporeal being and watch as a hand not my own picks up the parm, and a body not my own rises, walks over to Tebow, yells "Cover your fucking mouth next time," and slaps the parm down on his sandwich. Suddenly returned to my self, I shout, "You just got fucking DUKED" raise my arms, and walk out. Best fucking duking of my life.

by Sparts2017 March 31, 2017

DUKEY

The name of the talking dog on johnny test

Dukey run!

by MizRaymond November 6, 2011

duke lacrosse

To accuse customers of rape whilst simultaneously holding at least five other "flavors" of DNA inside oneself, leftover from previous naked performance(s).

The nappy-headed ho that duke lacrossed 'em didn't play no basketball, but she sure did dribble. Good ball handler, too, they say.

by Dick TrampStampski May 2, 2007

duke nukem

The game that let you see a stripper's boobies while you fight aliens and pigs.

Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!

-duke nukem

by buttcheeks mcgee December 28, 2005

Duke

Do the right, noble thing per John Wayne.

My boy puked in my car, but he was Duke about it and cleaned up.
My chick is Duke, doesn't mind dudes poker night.

by msdee November 17, 2016