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Primal Diet Daddy

When you simply cannot afford to do Aajonus Vonderplanitz's Primal Diet ™ anymore and have to do gay for pay.
My Primal Diet Daddy says I have to call him on telegram tomorrow night and wear something tight, tiny, with lots of rock hard bulge.

Without my Primal Diet Daddy, how else can I afford $30 a lb butter, $15 a gallon raw milk, $18 a lb raw unsalted farmers cheese, and $18 a dozen corn and soy free eggs?
by ScottPrimal September 6, 2023
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Michael Phelps' Diet

I'm so high I'm about to go on the Michael Phelps' diet
by phelpsfan March 1, 2009
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all beef diet

A term for people who have a problem with everyone and everything. It can also be used for people who are starting problems with everyone.
Mary is really pissing people off since she has been on that all beef diet
by lmntalone May 3, 2010
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Plant based diet

A diet consisting of only plant foods, that excludes all animal products -or- a vegan diet without necessarily accepting or rejecting the ethical aspects of veganism.
-I'm eating a plant based diet
But Some meat tho?
-No, plant based, only plants.
And cheese?
-No. Just plants.
What about eggs?
-*sigh*
by Cap obviousness July 19, 2017
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ramen noodle diet

When someone in college can't afford anything to eat but ramen noodles.
Freshman: "Hey man, you got anything to eat?"
Freshman 2: "Yeah dude, I've got ramen noodles galore..."
Freshman: "Oh man, thought I was the only one on the ramen noodle diet."
Freshman 2: "Tastes great, less spending."
by GlazeHer December 31, 2013
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Mac Miller Diet

a diet for people of a younger age (late teens/college kids). Its popularity has come about from references in songs by mac miller, particularly senior skip day. It consists mostly of waffles topped with scrambled eggs (due to a lack of syrup), cream cheese bagels, and eggos with milk. combinations of koolaid and frozen pizza and smoking weed and eating yogurt are also very popular choices of people using this diet.
grocery list: frozen pizza, koolaid, waffles, eggs, milk, bagels, weed
(guy looks at list): "Yup, just eating that mac miller diet"
by lifesprettychill December 8, 2011
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diety

Something that looks like you'd never eat it unless on a diet. It does not mean god or godess; that one's spelled deity.
This two-raw-carrots-on-unbuttered-rye-bread dinner looks diety as hell. Let's order a really greasy pizza instead.
by TeaRex May 24, 2009
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