sock drawer

an area in your cloest designated for pornography storage. Could contian socks.

Girl 1: Yesterday I went through my boyfriend's sock drawer and guess what I found?
Girl 2: Socks?
Girl 1: No you idiot, volumes of porn!

by xykorix March 6, 2007

ape drape

hair style enjoed by many, for good reason. Often thought to be communist in nature, is in reality rusticly urbanized. Also known as a mullet. Bears strong resemblane to a shag carpet cut with a weedwacker.

I've got an ape drape, yes I do
They're giving one to everyone, that means you

-vandals

by pEz805 March 23, 2004

bottom drawer

Working overtime for free, or otherwise being taken advantage of by an employer.

Comes from the following situation: The boss asks you to bend over the desk so he can fuck you in the ass. You aren't quite bent over enough though, so he asks you to get something out of the drawer on the other side of the desk. Even further, and you are getting it from the "bottom drawer", thus, with your ass fully exposed and vulnerable to your employer.

In extreme cases, you may be asked to get something from the "Z folder" in the bottom drawer, which, being at the back of the drawer would put you in the most compromising position of all.

I'm just doing a little Bottom Drawer today.

I got so Bottom Drawered today!

by fuckbutter June 9, 2004

Diaper pants

Rubber pants, plastic pants, baby pants, waterproof pants, vinyl pants, nappy pants, or any other style of panties traditionally worn over top of a baby's diaper.

A diaper covering used over top of a baby's diaper, be it either a cloth diaper, or a disposable diaper, for the purpose of dress-up, or for waterproof protection.

Mrs Smith, our next door neighbour, uses cloth diapers, safety pins, and diaper pants on her children.

After pinning the baby's cloth diaper on, I pulled on a pair of diaper pants over top of the diaper.

During the diaper change, I opened up the top dresser drawer to get a clean pair of diaper pants out to put on the toddler.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 23, 2006

Diapers

(1)- Diapers are those ever so wonderful little things that have been around forever, and that are used on the bottoms of babies. They are the "catch all" apparel of any babies wardrobe or layette. Diapers, usually white in colour, rectangular in shape, and fashioned out of either a washable, or disposable type of material or fabric, are brought up between a baby's legs and fastened at the sides (near a baby's hips), with either safety pins (diaper pins), or sticky tabs, depending on which type of diapers one is using. Usually fairly bulky by design, diapers remain to be the most popular and simplistic method used today to contain the waste of babies under the age of 3 years.

(2)- Diaper design, a design which incorporates a geometric pattern, (diamond pattern), that can be found on much older English styled brick manor houses dating back as far as the 1400's. Diaper design, a pattern used in the assembly of hand stitching, quilting, and doily work. Diaper design is most often refered to as "diaper pattern", or "diaper work".

"Pampers" and "Huggies", just to mention a couple of popular names behind the manufacturing of babies disposable diapers. 100% cotton cloth diapers manufactured out of flannelette, birdseye, gauze, or terry towelling. "Snugabye" brand flannelette baby diapers.

by Lorraine Jorgenson July 14, 2006

carpet matches the drapes

One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.

Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.

by quamp March 24, 2007

Grandma's Drapes

An old woman's saggy old beef curtains. The excess labia meat requires they be folded delicately into the gusset of the panties.

Sara to Tonya: OMG!! I was just in the locker room changing and this old lady came out of the shower. You should have seen Grandma's Drapes. They were practically dragging behind.
Granny had some serious Flaps.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015