by Deadpool1215 December 3, 2018
Get the Douchecunt mug.A person (in this case a dude) who's douchey-ness cannot be drowned out by a fake personality. A douchecanoe typically is condescending to their significant other, flirts with other girls, and has a huge ego. Not the type of people you want to be surrounded by, but once you are wrapped up with a douchecannoe, it's hard to get out. Douchecanoes are often manipulative and try to convince you their mistakes are your fault. If you are with one, good luck.
Guy- Did you hear how he broke up with her?
Girl- Yeah, didn't he end things in the car right after a school dance while she was still in her dress?
Guy-That's what I heard. What a total douchecanoe.
Girl- Yeah, didn't he end things in the car right after a school dance while she was still in her dress?
Guy-That's what I heard. What a total douchecanoe.
by woofdog13526 April 30, 2020
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(Noun) An entitled jerk who shows their ass by wasting another person's time.
ie. ghosting, belittling, humiliating, or being downright disrespectful to another human being.
Synonym: Dick wad, Douchebag, a Richard, Ass Hat
ie. ghosting, belittling, humiliating, or being downright disrespectful to another human being.
Synonym: Dick wad, Douchebag, a Richard, Ass Hat
Don't be a douchecanoe, Richard!
by Jephanie November 18, 2020
Get the Douchecanoe mug.A person who is just the biggest bag o' dicks. And who claim their dick is the biggest, but a very afraid of rulers.📏
Some dude: oi you know Derek over there?
Some other dude: yeah.
Some dude: he's such a douchecanoe, I don't know why people like him.
Some other dude: yeah.
Some dude: he's such a douchecanoe, I don't know why people like him.
by SquiDwaRD EpIc yEeT November 26, 2021
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someone who has wronged you
a fool
someone who does dumb things
a word to call somebody when ur in public and must refrain from saying words that are less socially acceptable
someone who has wronged you
a fool
someone who does dumb things
a word to call somebody when ur in public and must refrain from saying words that are less socially acceptable
"Your friend is such an idiot! I can't believe he just put his dick in a sheet of pastry and walked around the room yelling "anybody want a sausage roll??!!!"
He's such a Douchecanoe!!"
He's such a Douchecanoe!!"
by salsworth January 18, 2023
Get the douchecanoe mug.One of many of the different sorts of uncles, in this case, an uncle who is a bit or more of a complete douche bag.
My brother Joe was supposed babysit my daughter. Instead he got drunk and never showed up. What a complete douchebuncle!
by ffstretch December 26, 2024
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