douche

a device used to scrub out a sordid, stinking, gungey pussy
jeniffer's sickeningly filthy minge made the boys gag. so jason did the decent thing; he bought her a multipack of douches for christmas. "oh great!" she exclaimed. "now my vagina won't smell of rotting seafood!" she went into the toilet and got busy.
by dombo June 17, 2004
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*gun firing* douche
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Douching

"My computer is douching!" "Yea man, it's practically a dinosaur. NO WONDER"
by Sai Yuta TJ March 16, 2010
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1: a jet or current especially of water directed against a part or into a cavity of the body b : an act of cleansing with a douche
2: David Hasselhoff
"Dude! I saw the douche from Baywatch get out of his car today in brown, lace-up leather pants, waving his arms like an idiot!"
by WU December 11, 2005
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by livesingeneral April 03, 2012
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A word to describe an individual (usually male) who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another (total dicks), thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas, (or assholes ps. enema). Also they represent the following names: Tristan, Arthur, Simon
They're such douches.
I know.
Fuck Tristan, and Arthur, and simon.
Gladly
by the person (im stupid 8===>) January 25, 2016
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It refers to an individual who disappears off the face of the earth, in other words, never calls you back, and, a few months later, you randomly meet at a bar and acts like everything is perfectly normal and greets you with the biggest smile on their face.
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by thegirlnextdoorxx May 17, 2012
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