Door-Snake

A derogatory term used for someone who is being fucking annoying

Tyler: Sup brad you look pretty gay today
Brad: shut the fuck up you stupid door-snake

by Zach 12346789 June 7, 2019

Mahogany Doors

The best thing to repeat over and over again to annoy someone.

Person 1: Mahogany Doors.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mahogany Doors.

by S-money-G-100s January 15, 2013

Door hat

When a person hangs a hat on a door handle, it is a sign of 'no entry' because usually the people behind the door are having sex. This can be seen in the film 'Meet the Fockers'

Boy: Lets go in here baby...
Girl: Oh look we can't, a door hat, this rooms taken

by GiveHerTheWelly August 18, 2011

Put a Door In

v. - a solution which is oversimplified to the point that it becomes nonsensical. Often presented as a brilliant idea by someone who wishes to appear knowledgeable when they actually know the least about the subject.

Dorthu: "I'm having trouble seamlessly streaming levels in this game."
Gabe: "Just put a door in."

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Tom: "Dude, instead of paying to get my car fixed, I'm just gonna use some duct tape."
John: "Way to put a door in."

by Dorthu June 2, 2009

Door Bastard

An individual that is unaware that they are the cause of an automatic door to open. Often harmless unless the outside temperature is frigid and the opening of the door leads to unwanted bursts of cold air.

It was fricking cold outside & that door bastard kept tripping the automatic sensor so we nearly froze our a$$e$ off in the lobby.

by That old guy January 30, 2009

Door Stuck

Door Stuck a word to describe when being stuck between the door and Freedom

Stabber: (Silence)
Follows some poor idiot.
TryHard: Tries to run through door.
Stabber: (Stops the door from being completely opened by Standing infront of it, And the TryHard, Which leads to the TryHard panicking)
TryHard: (DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK) Trying desperately to get away and pleading for the Stabber to move. Example
(PLEASE I BEG YOU).
(Grenade makes an entry and kills both.)

by IIm not gay kay? July 29, 2019

The mixer's at the door

Urgently needs to do a shit

I gotta find a toilet real soon man, the mixer's at the door.

by Macktown February 17, 2018