divortion

When you kill the marriage instead of just leaving

Did you hear the Smith's had a huge divortion it was really messy!

by Soulless29 June 18, 2018

Divortion

When a husband or wife kill their spouse.

Karen opted for a divortion instead of a divorce. She wasn’t about to pay that cheating scum bag a penny of alimony.

by Ms Jen April 4, 2020

Divorced parents gang

Group of kids from Nicollet, MN that have divorced parents
Basically run the entire town because of the rough childhood they endured

“Woah you’re not apart of the divorced parents gang, you must think you’re privileged”
“My mom just cheated on my dad, can’t wait to be apart of the divorced parents gang”

by Cat69er November 10, 2020

divorce trio

The shipping of andrias, barrel, and leif from amphibia. It's called the divorce trio because the three separated and it's also a parallel to sashannarcy.

Person 1: did you watch the core and the king?
Person 2: yeah, and I can see why people are calling those three the divorce trio

by Lizard_scales April 24, 2022

Divorceonality

When someone's personality completely changes during/after a divorce, either for better or for worse. Usually, this is a good way to determine who you want to be around.

"Hey man, how's the home life?"

"Good, for the most part, but my mother's divorceonality isn't very fun to be around."

by Stale Turnips August 21, 2022

Divorce Dump

When a friend unloads on you about their divorce. They are giving you a divorce dump of information

I would give him a call, except I am gonna get an hour long divorce dump that I cant deal with.

by The Fighting English August 30, 2022

DC Divorce

It's when you live in Washington, DC have been with someone for equal to or more then 3 years, both are in politics, and break up, still have to work with each other, and everyone else acts like it's a big deal except the couple.

We got a DC divorce and she moved out a month later

by dcbadass September 2, 2014