dish wagon

a person who fingers some ones butt hole

yo that guy is such a dish wagon

by maniac117 April 25, 2014

the dish master

An NHL hockey player, ends up being called "the dish master" upon having scored multiple assists in a Hockey game.

Were gonna end up calling him the dish master.

by dyer' mkr October 9, 2013

Chocolate dish

A hot woman's asshole.

Mmm, I sure want a taste of that Chocolate dish!

by Thomas Kriegl January 2, 2020

Dish Zero

The art of having absolutely no dirty dishes. Dish Zero can not be achieved if there are plates, glasses, and or silverware in locations other than the cabinet or drawers they are stored in.

Yea sex is pretty great, but have you ever achieved Dish Zero?

by acerengland February 18, 2021

Fix the Dishes

Fix the Dishes is a common euphemism for “Getting laid” or “Fucking some bitches”. It originated in the mountain states of the U.S.

“What’d you do last night Christine?”

“Let’s just say I went to Mike’s and went to Fix the Dishes”

by TinaBitch July 6, 2020

Dish diarrhea

Pretending to have to poop after dinner in order to avoid doing dishes.

I can guarantee you two minutes after dinner that Arijana will develop a case of dish diarrhea.

by YvonGluteus March 3, 2014

Fuck the dishes

The thing you say after you profess your love and want to have sex, instead of cleaning kitchenware.

Orlando Noble: I love you, Dave.

Dave Halloway: But what about the dishes?

Orlando Noble: Fuck the dishes!

by BrendanTheWolf July 4, 2022