Diplomat

An English dessert composed of English creme, biscuits, layered with jam, candied fruit, and custard.

"Ay, lets order some dessert now"

"Alright, have you tried their Diplomats? they're rather extraordinary"

"No I have not. I'll take your word for it"

by Jayden~ßen~Layden October 3, 2009

Diplomacy

The are of letting someone else have your way.

"She decided to be diplomatic and let him buy the diamond necklace that she really wanted." "Well that was mean." "No, that was diplomacy."

by crash01 February 24, 2010

Discombobuitis

A disease of the mouth usually associated with Feeley. Loosely associated with diarrhea of the mouth but with much more frantic and almost seizure-like bodily actions. These actions include, and certainly not limited to: arm flailing, finger snapping, red face, tight lips, hopping (well, not "hopping" more of a 'pop') out of the seat and a complete and total mix-up in words, none of which result in a complete thought or sentence, and certainly makes no sense to anyone whatsoever.

Fortuneatly, Discombobuitis is not a contagious condition.

by fractionjackson July 26, 2006

Discomboobilated

When your boobs don't seem to fit right in the cups of your bra. They seem to pop out, get double boob, nip slip, etc.

I adjusted the straps on my bra and now boobs seem all discomboobilated.

by hornygirl2 September 8, 2011

Diplomatress

The accompaning spouse of a Diplomat, a Diplomatress travels the world seeing the sights and sounds, in return for providing sexual favours and running the personal admin of a Diplomat.

"I heard the Ambassador's wife is an accomplished cardiologist."
"Was, now she's a diplomatress."

by Diplomatress HQ September 2, 2012

Discomboobulated

When one boob is out of the bra and the other is not.

Look at her chest! She's all discomboobulated!

by manmichase May 30, 2013

Diocompose

What Ronnie James Dio does as he lies in his coffin. \m/

Ronnie's got nothing to do all day but Diocompose.

by Der Red Baron 2 January 24, 2014