Diplomatress

The accompaning spouse of a Diplomat, a Diplomatress travels the world seeing the sights and sounds, in return for providing sexual favours and running the personal admin of a Diplomat.

"I heard the Ambassador's wife is an accomplished cardiologist."
"Was, now she's a diplomatress."

by Diplomatress HQ September 2, 2012

diplomalessness

the state of being without a diploma or other equivalent certificate, i.e. a GED

"John was looking for a job but his state of diplomalessness prevented him from even getting an interview."

by Comp. Sci. November 17, 2009