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diamond deception

the illusion, manifesting a few days after becoming engaged, that women you know other than your fiancée have become vastly more attractive than they were before your engagement, causing you to temporarily question your decision to propose.

Origin: The engagement is sealed with a diamond ring, and your female friends aren't actually any more attractive than they used to be; hence, the "diamond deception."
Guy 1: Hey, congratulations on your engagement last week!
Guy 2: Thanks, bro.
Guy 1: How does it feel?
Guy 2: Well, honestly, these last few days I've been noticing how hot all my female friends are. But now that I'm engaged to be married, I'll never be with any other naked woman again!
Guy 1: Oh man... you're totally suffering from the diamond deception!
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Diamond Supply Co. 

Diamond Supply Co. The California based skateboard accessory and clothing line was started in 1998 by skateboarder/designer Nick Tershay AKA Nick Diamond. Tershay has gained worldwide recognition and celebrity stardom for his cutting edge tee shirt designs and the sneaker collaboration with Nike SB that he designed. The Diamond "Tiffany" Dunk SB was the hottest sneaker release in 2005 which had massive amounts of sneakerheads around the world camping out in front of stores for days before the shoe released. It is said that this shoe was the most hyped and sought after shoe in Nike history. The Diamond dunk SB had such a large impact on the sneaker community "good & bad" that it has changed the sneaker game forever.
Diamond Supply Co. is known for having one of the best skateboarding teams in the world. Names such as Eric Koston, Paul Rodriguez, Stevie Williams, Terry Kennedy, Bob Burnquist, Kareem Campbell and more of skateboarding's elite represent the brand. Diamond Supply Co. skateboard clothing has also been seen worn by superstar rappers such as lil Wayne, Tony Yayo and Lupe Fiasco.
Diamond Supply Co. is hella tight.

diamond in a goat's ass 

Someplace or something very beautiful hidden or masked by something ugly.
Their studio was in the middle of a run-down warehouse but when you got inside it just opened up into this amazing space... it's like a diamond in a goat's ass.

diamond bullet 

To be struck by a diamond bullet means:
An abrupt or immediate recognition of an idea;
A realization of a big idea that happens almost instantaneously;
Reaching an understanding about a concept or concepts that are very complex and/or extremely difficult to understand;
Moment of clarity;
Revelation
from "Apocalypse Now" (film by Francis Ford Coppola)
"I've seen the horror. Horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that, but you have no right to judge me . It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face, and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and mortal terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies t o be feared. They are truly enemies.
I remember when I was with Special Forces--it seems a thousand centuries ago--we went into a camp to inoculate it. The children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us, and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile--a pile of little arms. And I remember...I...I...I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out, I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it, I never want to forget. And then I realized--like I was shot...like I was shot with a diamond...a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, "My God, the genius of that, the genius, the will to do that." Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they could stand that--these were not monsters, these were men, trained cadres, these men who fought with their hearts, who have families, who have children, who are filled with love--that they had this strength, the strength to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, then our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral and at the same time were able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling, without passion, without judgment--without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us."
~ Colonel Kurtz played by Marlon Brando

"Penn Says"
“That’s the wonderful about art is that you can have that perspective shift…When I first saw ‘Last Tango in Paris’, it was just about the young woman in it and she was naked…and I didn’t even notice Brando, Brando was not even in the movie. Then I saw it about 10 years later…the woman in it meant a lot less to me…all of a sudden, Brando, I started listening to what he was saying, and I was amazed at what a great actor he was. And some of the stuff sounded really profound and really important and I understood it….When I was forty, I saw ‘Last Tango in Paris again, and every word Brando said was to quote another Brando line, like a diamond bullet. It was like a documentary of the inside of my head, and yeah, the woman was there, but man, everything was there.”
~ Penn Jillette
http://crackle.com/c/Penn_Says/A_New_Perspective/2441200
diamond bullet by Kirby1978 February 21, 2009

diamond pickaxe 

The most baddass fucking tool in Minecraft
“Mate I just crafted a fucking diamond pickaxe!”
diamond pickaxe by T34main October 11, 2019

Diamond Crip 

6/2 Diamond Crip Gang, the #1 crip gang in the No-Town area (Fresno,Ca.). Members are seen around town everywhere wearin blue or atleast w/ a blue rag somewhere on the left. The 6/2(six-deuce) stands for the sixth and second letter of the alphabet, which is F and B meaning Fucc 6loods. There are Diamonds from the East, West, and North side. They "deuce" each other up differently dependin on what side they're from. Each Diamond member usually has their own 6locc or area they 6ang. They use slang like "deuces", "diamonds", and "D'zz" and always do thangs in pairs symbolizin the deuce. The majority of crips in the No-Town area are Diamonds, Ccuz!!
What that Cc like D'zz?
U No what it is Diamonds, crippin...crippin!!

Nigga itz Diamond Crip or nuthin!! WHAaTt!!
6/2 DCG fo life,Ccuzz!!
DIAMONDZ ARE FO EVA
Diamond Crip by P-Nutty September 22, 2005

Diamond Life

Name of the lead song and second official single, released July 2008, off of Tyga's debut album "No Introduction", which was released in the U.S. on June 10th 2008. Features chorus sung by Patty Crash.

Even though some view his song "Coconut Juice" as the better song of the two, Diamond Life has seen more commercial success, serving as a track in the video games "Need for Speed: Undercover", "Madden NFL 09" and the recent motion picture "Fighting".

There are two music videos for the song. One featuring Tyga in a gym getting ready to box and the other features a dramatized botched diamond heist featuring multiple crime families/criminal organizations. Both are listed as official.
Guy 1: You hear Tyga's new song?
Guy 2: What do mean? Coconut Juice has been out for a while now.
Guy 1: No, Diamond Life.
Guy 2: Diamond Life? That song sucks.
Guy 1: What? Screw you! Coconut Juice sucks!
Guy 2: Whatever queer.
Diamond Life by Baron6489 August 3, 2009