Dictionary 

Offline Google for words. Extremely popular during XXXX B.C.till 1990s.

Declined in usage after the advent of internet.
Also said to be a rip-off of Wikipedia.

1950s guy: idk what this word means. Wait, lemme search it up on the dictionary.

Some edgy french general: Dictionaries with the word 'impossible' have been scientifically proven to be imbecilic. Don't buy them. Instead, use the "Le Dictionaire de le Word de le lingua de France (continue french blah blah blah)

21st century guy, and my suggestion: If you don't know the word, don't look it up on the dictionary: Google it!

Dictionary by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Dictionary 

A book with hundreds of pages of useful definitions of words that you might not understand.

Man 1: what does this word mean?”
Man 2: I don’t know.”

Man 1: let’s use the dictionary.”

Man 2: *takes out dictionary from bookshelf.”
Man 2: HERE IT IS!
Man 1: thanks man.”
Man 2: your welcome.”

Dictionary by Lord_farqueef October 1, 2017

Dictionary 

a book, optical disc, mobile device, or online lexical resource containing a selection of the words of a language, giving information about their meanings, pronunciations, etymologies, inflected forms, derived forms, etc., expressed in either the same or another language; lexicon; glossary. Print dictionaries of various sizes, ranging from small pocket dictionaries to multivolume books, usually sort entries alphabetically, as do typical CD or DVD dictionary applications, allowing one to browse through the terms in sequence.

Reading the entire dictionary in under 2 hours

Dictionary by trumpet trumpet communism October 11, 2017

Dictionary 

A wide collection of words and their definitions placed inside a book in alphabetical order.

Person 1: I bought a dictionary yesterday!
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yeah! (Pause) What's a Dictionary?

Dictionary by Moist Air October 19, 2017

Dictionary 

a book of terms and definition that SHOULDNT be used for absurd internet slang

*COUGH* URBAN *COUGH* DICTIONARY

*goes on Urbandictionary.com*
*reads a certain slang word and its definition*
WHAT. THE. FUK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD

Dictionary by IDEK:I September 21, 2017

Dictionary 

The thing you're reading right now

Why would you look up dictionary in a dictionary

Dictionary by Speedcola January 28, 2018

dictionary 

Its a book containing and exlpaining all the words in the world

I didn't know what coma was until I saw it in the dictionary.

dictionary by In your buissnes May 10, 2018