Tanners Delight

When the sky is red in the evening you know its likely to be sunny the next day giving you an opportunity to 'get your tan on'

Red sky at night!, Tanners Delight!!

Red sky in morning, Tanners warning!

by WarriUGHH August 6, 2011

Crusty Delight

An ancient condom that is so old crusty it makes scratching noises as it enters the vagina. Absolutely no sexual pleaser is obtained while using a crusty delight due to extreme stiffness.

I ran out of rubbers, so I had to make do with a crusty delight I found under my bed.

by Xenfire March 6, 2009

scrotum delight

Whipcream and cherries applied to scrotum and eaten by a chick.

Dude my girlfriend loves scrotum delight!

by rustydelight January 26, 2009

Morning Delight

Morning Delight - to achieve coitus in the a.m., usually prior to work or somesuch other pre ordained event, successfully and without causing both happy participants to be late!

"Morning Bob! You look happy today!"

"Cheers Phil!, yeah, managed a little morning delight with the missus!!!"

by chefjim March 17, 2009

dunkin' delight

Originates from Scotch Plains, NJ. One partner gargles coffee, tea, or milk while the other dunks his balls into her mouth.

We always make a mess when Lisa gives me a dunkin' delight.

by JDW May 2, 2005

dutch delight

A dutch delight happens when you are attempting a dutch oven and accidentally or purposefully shart or drop a turd under the covers

This morning I was trying to dutch oven my half asleep girlfriend and I accidentally dropped a brown nugget under the covers. Dutch delight.

by tomjtown July 12, 2010

Bosnian Delight

When a man dips his entire ballsack in black/blue ink, and then dips it in a woman's mouth leaving her mouth stained so that everyone knows she had some yummy Bosnian Delight.

Everyone knew Anna had some Bosnian Delight last night because the inside or her mouth and her lips were still stained black.

by D-E-R-S-H January 6, 2010