albino deer

A move that involves hiding in a girl's closet with a flashlight and warming yourself up. When you are all ready to go you jump out of the closet and shine the flash light in her eyes and jizz on her face. This results in a "deer in the headlights" look as well as an albino complexion.

Tree: hey man can i borrow a flashlight?
Bonesaw: why do you want a flashlight?
Tree: I was going to go albino deer this chick later.
Bonesaw: cool

by Orangutan_on_Turnpike September 3, 2009

Deer Valley High School

One of the most desolate high schools in America, known to rival schools as “Queer Valley”, located in the town that has recently got lots of press as the place where kindapped victim Jaycee Lee Dugard was held in captivity for 18 years. DVHS is known for it’s extremely ghetto charm and is one of the few suburban high schools where there is more black people than white people. Gangsta scum is the majority. We recently had a gang-related shooting in our back parking lot and went on lockdown for two hours, and at a recent football game a gun was confiscated from a student. Despite being forced to wear body ID tags, violence is still very prevalent on campus. We have a slutty volleyball team and a all black cheerleading squad. Students talk back to teachers on a routine basis and fights breakout daily in and out of the classroom. The administration and teachers have zero control over the school despite the fact they like to believe they do, when in reality they are scared of the students and the administration likes to lock themselves up in their offices. The most hardcore students are bused from East Oakland, Southside San Fransisco, and Richmond, three of the most dangerous cities in the world. The bathrooms are disgusting and are full of spray paint messages ranging from gang symbols to "i fcked ur bf biatch". The freshman bathrooms are always closed for obvious reasons; one year someone took a shit in the sinks.

I want to transfer from the ghetto-ass piece of shit of a "school" called Deer Valley High School. Many would go with me if they could. Let's all kick it at the REAL DVHS - Dougherty Valley High school.

by fuckdisschool October 10, 2009

acmayin dedeler sikisiyor

it is said when encountered a link that has lots of grandpas (for example nobrain.dk) and means: ''don't open it under any circumstances''

x: hey i found a site called lemonparty.org
y: acmayin dedeler sikisiyor

by sikinci June 28, 2010

Dedeuce

To think intently while on the can.
Hybridization of deduce (to reach a conclusion by reasoning) and deuce (to shit)

Lars: MaryAnne, get your cottage cheese thighs and those snot-nosed kids of yours into the god-damned truck; we're going to sack the Capitol.
MaryAnne: You musta done some serious thinking in the outhouse, you come up with the most retarded shit when you dedeuce.

by IanK August 30, 2007

Dedrian

A completely awesome person, who fits in with any social group of people. This person is also very hot, usually a male with semi longer hair. This person is very musically talented being able to sing and play an instrument. Ladies are attracted to this person and often compete for action. This person is very proud, opinionative, and has good moral values. For this reason he is very opposed to Rap music, and has a good sence of humor. Other guys always suspect him of having thier girlfriends in his Fave Five or his My Circle

He is like a combination of The ninja from ask a ninja.com, Herman Lee, and Dane Cook.

Girl says to Guy "That Brett is such a Dedrian, you should be more like him"
Guy says to Girl "Are you cheating on me?"
Girl says to guy "no"
Guy says to girl "I'm going to take a look at Brett's Phone"

by Ross Wells December 15, 2008

Deerbra

A majestic creature that will mess you up if you look at it funny, aka the baller of the animal kingdom

Dude that pinp is being a total deerbra

by Laxus November 30, 2014

Deer park

A low grade tweaker town, with the most foul degrading, useless, worthless, trifling , scandalous, low down, bottom feeding, penny pinching, sack chasing, conspiracy theory plotting ass PUDS you will ever meet.

Let's go to that sketchy ass tweaker town called (deer park) and see if we can't catch us a few puds tonight.

by Pud life anonymous March 27, 2017