Definitions by Orangutan_on_Turnpike

albino deer 

A move that involves hiding in a girl's closet with a flashlight and warming yourself up. When you are all ready to go you jump out of the closet and shine the flash light in her eyes and jizz on her face. This results in a "deer in the headlights" look as well as an albino complexion.

Tree: hey man can i borrow a flashlight?
Bonesaw: why do you want a flashlight?
Tree: I was going to go albino deer this chick later.
Bonesaw: cool

albino deer by Orangutan_on_Turnpike September 3, 2009

scare tactics 

a move used in sports for no other purpose than to try and make the other team a little nehvous

Bonesaw: Dude, why did you miss that spyke?

Dragon: Their scare tactics got to me. I think i pooped myself.

scare tactics by orangutan_on_turnpike August 19, 2009

nehvous

nervous as spoken by someone with a speech impedement

"Im a little nehvous. I've never done this befoe."

nehvous by orangutan_on_turnpike August 19, 2009