Dad

The person you are looking for/

Where is my dad?

by The memes loser May 20, 2020

Dad

The reason why you were born

Man if it weren't for my dad being horny with my mom i would have never been born

by Sir Robin the not so brave August 27, 2013

Dad

A bitch that sits on his ass all day playing poker well making you his slave

dad: go get me a drink
me: you are like 3 steps away from the water bottle
dad: don't get an attitude with me

me" what?

by I don't make sense at all February 2, 2022

Dad

The fuck you looking up Dad for? You should know what a Dad is, you stupid fuck. Quit being a dumb-ass, y'all know what a Dad is.

Loser: "Gee-Hee i look up what a Dad is since i do not know hurpadur
Normal Person: "You got a fuck-ton of stupid in ya brain if you don't know what a Dad is"

by Flamingbutthole June 20, 2015

Dad

What a black man isn't

Are you a dad.

What's a dad?

by Ryanh24 May 19, 2014

Dad

Something that black people dont have

White guy-Your mum gey xd
Black guy- Your dad lesbian
White guy- At least I have a dad
Black guy-...
White guy- Stupid Nigger

by Nigger_Faggot69 May 28, 2018

Dad

Please come home, it's been 17 years since you went to get milk

Not kidding dad please come back

by Tjshdhejeje April 22, 2019