Dad 

Your Mother's Husband

Hey Dad, can I have some food

Dad by f_t_l March 1, 2021

Dad 

something you don't have

ha you don't have a dad loser

Dad by h3h3h3h3h3 April 6, 2021

Dad 

Who what where?

Dad is gone

Dad by Lolly daddy April 16, 2021

Dad 

A dad is a person who wont be there for you and leave you imediantly and you'll never see him unless he's on the news

Charli: My dad left me..
Jimmy: Its ok all dads do that just dont google his name.

Dad by London That Smart Dumbass June 24, 2021

dad 

gone

Dad never came home after getting the milk. gone, forever.

dad by yourlocalmcdonalds July 1, 2021

dad 

A mysterious creature that is a master at hiding. Nobody knows much about the famed dad due to their skittishness and reluctance to cooperate with humans. In rare sightings, we observe them consuming what appears to be alcohol and drugs consumed used by humans. For decades, scientists have dedicated their life's work to studying these complex findings trying to draw any sort of conclusion they can about the elusive being known simply as "dad".

"Have you ever seen a dad before?"
"No, have you?"
"Once, back in '93."

dad by nophun0 September 1, 2021

DAD 

1. The grill master, thermostat police, beer and lawn enthusiast. Loyal customer to Home Depot

2. A member of society (usually frats) that everyone knows is "THE MAN" this guy gets MAD ladies

Chad is such a "Dad" that sexy beast.

daughter: where is dad?
mom: oh you know, Dad is always out golfing with his friends

That was such a corny joke Dad.

girl: who's that?
man: thats Chad the frat Dad
girl: *falls in love immediately without hesitation*

DAD by Pigpapi104567893 October 11, 2021