Dad

Dad is your rock, dad will help you through everything, dad is everything. If your homeless, dad is your food

Person 1:dude what's up?
Person 2: just eating dad because I have no money
Person 1: ...

by Yourmumwantsit May 19, 2016

Dad

the guy who left when you were 2 years old

Me: where is dad

mom: never to be seen again

by yeetthefeet April 08, 2019

Dad

G O N E

Son: mom how do you spell dad
Mom: G O N E

by x_pyro March 17, 2017

Dad

The fuck you looking up Dad for? You should know what a Dad is, you stupid fuck. Quit being a dumb-ass, y'all know what a Dad is.

Loser: "Gee-Hee i look up what a Dad is since i do not know hurpadur
Normal Person: "You got a fuck-ton of stupid in ya brain if you don't know what a Dad is"

by Flamingbutthole June 16, 2015

Dad

What a black man isn't

Are you a dad.

What's a dad?

by Ryanh24 May 19, 2014

Dad

A person who you find hot
PG word for daddy

“Oh my had Avery is such a dad”
“Yo you’re right he’s so hot”

by dont askiplease April 12, 2019

Dad

Please come home, it's been 17 years since you went to get milk

Not kidding dad please come back

by Tjshdhejeje April 22, 2019