dauson

A person who claims as male, even tho “he” doesn’t have a penis. He wants to be like every other guy. But he acts like a douche bag to cover up his gayness. His mom and dad buy him everything and he’s never been told no.

Dauson, he’s a fag

by Awesome36 May 24, 2018

scrub my dachsund

a euphanism for masturbation. SEE-Flogging the dog.

After watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High, I had to scrub my dachsund.

by armydark January 30, 2004

Nostril-damus

A person making a very specific prediction - that something you do (such as telling a joke or performing physical comedy) will make your friend(s) spew beverage from their nostrils from laughing.

Friend: Lifts a beer bottle to his mouth.
You: Rip One.
Friend: Becomes a beer fountain, from the nose.
You: "I knew that would happen. Call me Nostril-damus."

by The Ceps February 4, 2010

Dacks

Kid who acts like he is a gangsta rapper, but is hiding something read also > In the closet

What a dacks, he foolin no-one

by Shiznay March 11, 2005

dauson

Lil nigger bitch who sucks fat cock

Omg Dauson sucks fat cock.

by Peepeebutthole May 11, 2018

Dabussy

1. Dabussy is defined as a friendly cat that trying to molest you.

2. Dabussy also refers to a lady's privet region.

Dabussy is annoying when its stinks.

by Newslanger12 August 23, 2021

dacussing

Dacussing: a dacgusting or i or inappropriate cuss

Why would you say such a dacussing word

by Daylynniscool December 17, 2017