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The Duncan

From the historical account of the St. Louis Cardinals outfielder, Chris Duncan, who makes it a habit of having anal sex and then spinning the girl around to ejaculate in her face.
That girl that I hooked up with last night was dirty, so I gave her The Duncan. She used my bath towel to wipe of her face.
by Bachass October 30, 2006
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Iain Duncan Smith

One time leader of the British Conservative Party - in which capacity he proved completely useless. Now he's back in the cabinet taking a big knife to the welfare system. Iain Duncan Smith is bald, rich and a cunt. He lives in his London home rent free. He has never been poor but he's determined to starve out the UK underclass (who were once a working class until Thatcher made them all unemployed in the 1980s). This bald-headed, self-righteous, upper-class, out of touch, money hoarding, benefit cutting, wankstain is also a very boring man by all accounts.
Benfit Claimant 1: You going Christmas shopping this afternoon?
Benefit Claimant 2: You're fucking joking right? All I've got to look forward to is Iain Duncan Smith cutting my unemployment peanuts off. Cunt!
by Charles Henry Scargill December 18, 2010
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The Duncan Theory

The phenomenon that causes females to be inexplicably attracted to a random male, like moths to a flame. The art of seduction, commonly referred to as "The Duncan theory'', can have a tremendous effect on the victim.

Also known as "The Duncan Theorem"
The inexplicable phenomenon that causes females to be drawn to a single male (The Duncan) in droves.

The strength at which females are attracted is equal to the grade of symmetry of his face multiplied by the pitch of his voice, and reversed to his age divided by the concentration of his natural pheromones.
I lost my gf due to some guy named Duncan. I swear he just looked at her and she instantaneously became overwhelmingly wet... Hashtag The Duncan Theory

That new Duncan kid looked at me today, I felt a strong magnetic force pulling me closer to him, as my knickers got wet, he spoke "Hey Jenny" ... I swear to god I almost exploded #TheDuncanTheory
by Dawie's Suicidal Unicorn August 5, 2014
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Bob Duncan

Bob is the hottest man alive. He was the best father ever and after his weight loss the other guys didn’t stand a chance. 10/10 beautiful man.
by im helpful June 9, 2018
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Tony Duncan

As a pre-intercourse ritual, the male puts a donut around the shaft of his penis as a buffer between himself and the female vagina. The male then continues the sex untill climax. Once he reaches the top of the mountain he then feeds the pastry to his partner as a post coatus snack.
"Man I bought a box of donuts, I'm gonna show her the Tony Duncan tonight"
by Tony Duncan September 19, 2014
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Danny Duncan

A youtuber who makes funny prank videos he owns a clothing line that supports abstinence called virginity rocks. He has a friend named Cameron who is a literal dwarf that he likes to fuck around with. He got pretty popular from his series fuck around fridays.
Joe: Yo TayShawn wanna watch some Danny Duncan
TayShawn: Hell yeah that man funny af
by YoungSwegMoney June 8, 2018
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Chubby Duncan

Getting excited over a new piece of technology, to the point where a small erection may occur.
"Man did you see that new LED TV?!? That thing is so cool it gave me a chubby duncan! I gotta go rub one out!"
by Orzi March 23, 2010
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