Diversity

What darkies say when they're pissed the entire country isn't a black ghetto.

Our company needs more "Diversity" Why isn't everyone black I'm racist can't we just turn the planet dark and make a bigger ghetto.

by Dixie's finest December 23, 2022

Diversity Derangement Syndrome

An unhealthy obsession against diversity (most notably racial and sexual) seen by consumers of media products like movies and video games. An individual with DDS would go on an unhinged rant about how something is ruined because it either features diversity such as including a POC individual or said product would attempt to be inclusive to a diverse audience.

"Did you see that annoying clickbait video about how Gaming is ruined by DEI and wokeness"
"That guy talks about diversity in every video."
"He must be suffering from Diversity Derangement Syndrome."

by ghmorello December 30, 2024

diverse it up

"Diverse it up" is a loose and friendly term meaning to try different things for the sake of change, or even inclusion. Try green salsa! Polka dots, not stripes. Hire the other kid, not your nephew. Vote for someone who does not look like you.

In a surreptitiously recorded conversation in the Abbey Road studio, producer George Martin told the boys they needed to diverse it up, and add some horns to the song, "All You Need Is Love".

by ElCommissioner May 30, 2019

Diversion testicle

Diversion testicles are a set of rubber testicles that you hold up in the air and shake like a bell. The purpose of diversion testicles are to distract your co-workers from eating a meat and cheese platter, so you can surreptitiously sneak under the radar and eat the platter yourself.

Dale held up some diversion testicles during a staff meeting to distract his coworkers from the snack platter that was in front of them. Dale then ate the snack platter while his coworkers were distracted.

by Ghjskdldh July 31, 2021

diversing

People are getting more and more different from each other

This world is diversing, so many genders and shit.

by 100% White Milk December 24, 2019

diversed

The past tense of diverse

Families are more diversed now more than ever before.

by Queen Acey February 1, 2023

Payment Diversity

1. The belief that everyone should have access to a payment method that aligns with their personal values.

2. A global web3 phenomenon.

When you really have to buy a Lamborghini Aventador but only have 1 Cryptopunk NFT, 6 trillion mPesa, and a whole lot of Dogecoin, you need Payment Diversity.

by SwitzerlandPoster September 14, 2022