Because most men's weiners are so small, their wife's, girlfriends, etc.... Has to use a dildo to satisfy their sexual needs
by UofL June 6, 2005
Get the dildomug. Harp and Felty use a dildo on eachother because neither of them can get it up.
Harp and Felty were trying to suck eachother off but decided a dildo was the best option.
Harp and Felty were trying to suck eachother off but decided a dildo was the best option.
by HoltRam40 May 29, 2009
Get the Dildomug. by Cassie May 12, 2003
Get the Dildomug. It started out with a bunch of friends driving all around town yelling Dildo at people. After a while we moved on to other, more harsh obseneties, such as racial slurs and a wide variety of curse words.
verb. Yelling obsene words at people out of a window of a moving car.
verb. Yelling obsene words at people out of a window of a moving car.
(Yelling out a window of a car) HEY FUCK FACE I WANNA STICK MY DICK IN YOUR TIGHT ASS!
(Yelling out a window of a car) EXCUSE ME NIGGER, WANNA BE MY SLAVE!?
Carl- Who wants to go Dildoing today?
(Yelling out a window of a car) EXCUSE ME NIGGER, WANNA BE MY SLAVE!?
Carl- Who wants to go Dildoing today?
by BluntTrauma December 1, 2009
Get the Dildoingmug. VERB:
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."
Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."
(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."
Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."
(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)
Nate: Dan, don't dildo out on us again!
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.
by The General February 26, 2004
Get the dildomug. A mindless tool of limited but satisfactory use when manipulated by an intelligent entity for a suitable purpose.
Jan: "Marsha, your boss is a complete and utter dildo."
Marsha: "True that, sister, but since he raises my salary every time I wear this mini skirt to the office, I can live with that."
Marsha: "True that, sister, but since he raises my salary every time I wear this mini skirt to the office, I can live with that."
by honkycat June 14, 2010
Get the dildomug. by The "Fake" Lauren August 5, 2004
Get the dildomug.