dildo

Because most men's weiners are so small, their wife's, girlfriends, etc.... Has to use a dildo to satisfy their sexual needs
My boyfriend's weiner is so small i have to use a dildo.
by UofL June 01, 2005
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Dildo

A device used to pleasure ones vagina or asshole
Harp and Felty use a dildo on eachother because neither of them can get it up.

Harp and Felty were trying to suck eachother off but decided a dildo was the best option.
by HoltRam40 May 29, 2009
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Dildo

a peice of plastic that girls can stick up their hole
by Cassie May 12, 2003
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Dildoing

It started out with a bunch of friends driving all around town yelling Dildo at people. After a while we moved on to other, more harsh obseneties, such as racial slurs and a wide variety of curse words.

verb. Yelling obsene words at people out of a window of a moving car.
(Yelling out a window of a car) HEY FUCK FACE I WANNA STICK MY DICK IN YOUR TIGHT ASS!

(Yelling out a window of a car) EXCUSE ME NIGGER, WANNA BE MY SLAVE!?

Carl- Who wants to go Dildoing today?
by BluntTrauma December 01, 2009
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dildo

VERB:
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."

Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."

(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)
Nate: Dan, don't dildo out on us again!
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.
by The General February 26, 2004
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dildo

A mindless tool of limited but satisfactory use when manipulated by an intelligent entity for a suitable purpose.
Jan: "Marsha, your boss is a complete and utter dildo."

Marsha: "True that, sister, but since he raises my salary every time I wear this mini skirt to the office, I can live with that."
by honkycat June 12, 2010
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dildo

1. a "play toy" that looks like a dick...
2. also, my friend's nickname
1. she used the dildo all night last night
2. "hey dildo, how r u today..."
by The "Fake" Lauren August 06, 2004
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