dafuk

what the fuck.

Dude1 - 'Hey can i borrow your lawn mower'
John - 'dafuk'

by wtf_dude_123 March 27, 2009

Daffakanism

noun; A religion founded in Upton, Massachusetts in the year 2006BC. The founders of the religion, the Daffakas, are known to be large floating holy masses that devour unsuspecting cubicle workers. Sacrifices include angry scotsmen, crossing guards, and 5-string banjos. Followers of this religion are called Daffakanists.

Not much is know about the Daffakanist's practices. Only Daffakaists truly know...

Hey Stalin, let's go join Daffakanism!
In Soviet Russia, Daffakanism joins YOU!!

by Daffakan 1 and 2 June 18, 2006

Daffum

A word that originates from the Balgowan Valleys of South Africa used as a nickname for David. It can also be used as a word used to describe lots of one thing, eg. He has Daffum amount of drinks. And can replace the frase 'for days' making it 'for daffums'

Are you going to the party tonight?

For daffums!

by MHS Spice September 29, 2013

daft

Stupid, as in 80% of the world's population.

Our daft ways will eventually lead to our self destruction.

by Girl October 30, 2003

daft punk

The ULTIMATE French Duo. Damn, Daft Punk make great music. Probably the most "different" music that I listen to.

Whoa, Daft Punk are excitement

by etfdfdfdfdgreyhfgujgyig May 6, 2005

DAFc

Drunk As Fuck Cloverdale is when the boys in cloerdale giver and get shittered.

Skid p: what we doing tonight?
Mullet: DAFc buddy

by mulletor December 31, 2008

Daftie

a harmless idiot
scottish in origin
idiot

you are a daftie
you are a big daftie

by mark January 1, 2005