Cosmo Jenkins

An international criminal, wanted by the FBI for smugglung glue into the country, thats right, hes a paste smuggler

Wake up Cosmo Jenkins, this is the FBI, we have a bagel

by Vinnie da Homeskillet January 13, 2005

Cosmopolis

That is literally the best movie in the world without Rob in it. With Rob it would be illegal. With Rob mostly wearing a suit it becomes physically impossible. With Rob mostly wearing a suit & shades it becomes.....I don't even fucking know but it's like amazing had sex with fucking awesome & their baby is a word that has never been said.

The movie Cosmopolis is unbelievable.

by iadorepugs October 3, 2012

cosmogyral

(adj.) whirling around the universe

dude that drunk guy claimed to be in a cosmogyral spaceship!

by DickVanDick March 27, 2015

cosmopolis

a place that sucks...
cosmopolis, WA

don't go to cosmopolis.

by l3ored. January 22, 2009

Cosmopolitician

A drunk who thinks he knows everything, specifically, one who has a few drinks, and then thinks he or she knows the solution to all the world's problems.

**A couple of drunks argue politics at the bar**

Bartender 1: "You give them a few drinks and they think they know everything."

Bartender 2: "We've got a room full of cosmopoliticians."

by Afterworld Cafe February 16, 2009

Cosmo Wright

One of the most legendary and greatest speedrunners of all time, noted for previous fastest completion of Ocarina Of Time, Wind Waker, Paper Mario, Castlevania64, and a few others. Through Twitch.tv, Cosmo has become one of the most well known in the speedrunning community, and famously set various world records. Aside from that, he has also attended many speedrun themed charity events; most noteably, GamesDoneQuick. Despite all of this however, he is now retired from speedrunning.

"Damn i died in the poison water. I pulled a Cosmo Wright!"

by Whump September 5, 2016

johnny cosmos

a drinking game where everyone has nicknames and people pound the table (fist fist clap) and a person says their nickname and then someone else's. then the named person does the same, and it continues around. there are usually gestures used alongside these nicknames. once someone messes up, the whole table proceeds to chant "HAHA FUCK YOU! HAHA FUCK YOU!" repeatedly while they drink.

"WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME???"
"JOHNNY COSMOS!"
"WHAT'S THE PURPOSE OF IT??"
"TO GET FUCKED UP!!"
"GORILLA! BLONDIE!" -gestures-
"BLONDIE! C-SPAN!" -gestures-

by brown sugar12456127 March 26, 2009