cunt dracula

The name given to a guy that eats out a girl's cunt when she has her period.

My girlfriend is on her period, but I will still eat her out, I am cunt dracula.

by UrbanTony February 28, 2009

dog cunt

aussie slang term for someone who stabs their mates in the back

(old mate) a: "i think damo's been (rooting) my sister!"

old mate b: "what a fucking dog cunt!"

by bigdudeydude July 4, 2017

manc cunt

noun; A supporter of Manchester United Football Club. A resident of Manchester.

"Lets fucking 'ave it you manc cunts."

by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

Beloved Cunt

What?! It was a typo!

Larry: It's supposed to be "beloved aunt" not beloved cunt!

Cheryl's Father: Don't keep saying it!

by Schmuck Fuck Lawyer June 15, 2011

cunt slugger

Somebody who is a veritable warrior when it comes to pounding pussy.

You should have see Ron Jeremy in that flick, man that dude is a bonafide cunt slugger if ever I saw one.

by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007

Cunt Ketchup

Menstrual blood.

guy: Does anyone smell pennies?
woman: Sorry, just my cunt ketchup.

by michaelpulaski January 18, 2012

cunt grease

(n.) A really thick mixture, somewhere between cream cheese frosting (possibly French onion dip) and axle grease in consistency and brownish in color, produced in the nether regions of an unhygienic and/ or promiscuous woman's vagina. Frequently only discovered after intercourse and found to be coating your surely-now-diseased pecker. Reportedly this substance smells much like Bass Pro Shops' "Uncle Bucks" Catfish Bait.

I'll never forget that first night with Jennifer. It would have been romantic if I hadn't woken up to my face and penis slathered in her smelly cunt grease. It smelled like dead walrus and took two bottles of Axe bodywash to get the stuff off of me!

by Blenderhead1971 June 19, 2012