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curtwen cult

A swag group of homosexuals (and ellen) who are the children of mush and owen. They arson stuff for fun and marry each other despite the fact some may call it self love. No, I'm not telling you who wrote this, so don't ask. Also, AAC stop eating a skateboard pmjb-

Remember to water your brain!
The Curtwen Cult are really swag people :D
by a swag curtwen February 16, 2021
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Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014
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mikey's curse

The tendency in Manhwa/Manga/Manhua for non-human characters to turn into lolis upon reaching a power-up. It is often used when a character experiences an evolution, but their new form has not been shown yet.
"Thank god she didn't turn into a loli"
you mfer, why did you bring mikey's curse here

I hate that things keep evolving into lolis. I blame mikey's curse.
by Theodorex October 28, 2023
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Current Year Fallacy

The Current Year Fallacy refers to any argument of flawed logic (also known as a fallacy) that attempts to use ‘the current year’ as a reason to push any given political, or social, reform.
‘Come on, it’s 2015!’-John Oliver (An example by prominent talk show host John Oliver using the Current Year Fallacy)
by shane_the_killer May 6, 2018
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Bike Curious

Some one who is curious about Harley motorcycles and would want to own one, one day.
Person #1: So what do you call a straight person who doesn't own a Harley, but would like to own one in the future?

Cartman: Well you call them "Bike Curious".
by xEdxViciousx November 5, 2009
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Curving

its like ghosting but more brutal, cause they wanna seem nice, maybe they take days, or even weeks, to reply to your last WhatsApp message.

But instead of leaving you hanging (Like a ghostwrited would ), a curver will reply, but their responses will be sporadic, closed off and often apologetic e.g. “I’m so sorry for not textin, I’ve just been really busy with insert predictable excuse here”.

Of course, they really might have been too occupied with work, family, friends, or the washing up to take a minute out of their day to message to you ....... or not
it’s been seven weeks since I saw him and I’ve only heard from him five times , but I still ain’t sure if he is curving me or not!
by KJ74656 February 8, 2019
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turn you into a curb

Using insane amounts of uncontrolled force to set a lifelong friend straight on some dispute. When a simple beat down isn't enough, turn them into a curb.
If you insist on wearing layered clothes, I'm going to turn you into a curb.
by Gogojuice December 24, 2008
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