Covid Shits

The intestinal chaos caused by a bad case of COVID-19. Starts out feeling like indigestion and a few days later progresses to straight fuckin water. Explosive diarrhea is but a gently trickling stream compared to this VEI-8 anal eruption. It’s the Yellowstone of horrifying dumps. You’re unable to eat anything substantial during this time, so it will eventually progress to yellow brown butt pee which will make you long for the days of a normal trip to the can, and guzzle Gatorade like a parched, sweaty football player. By the time you recovery two weeks later, you’ll feel like you experienced George Brett’s meal at Kokomo’s every day for as long as you can remember, and you’ll have probably shit your pants two or three times since this nightmare began. Remember, it’s not a fart.

Remember when all the toilet paper ran out at the start of the pandemic? It was because of the Covid Shits.

by Helostlol March 15, 2021

Pre Covid Era

A period of time usually referring to late 2019 and the first two months of 2020 right before the Covid 19 Pandemic caused a nationwide lockdown in the United States starting Mid March of 2020.

I haven't seen my friends since the Pre Covid Era.

by waghti476 September 15, 2020

Bitchy Covid Syndrome (BCS)

Relating to the SARS-CoV-2 Pandemic:

Irritability, anger, and explosive behaviors triggered by Covidiots.

My Bitchy Covid Syndrome (BCS) presented itself during a verbal altercation directed toward the Covidiot waitress who refused to wear a mask despite a federal mandate.

This lady would not stop yelling at me to pull my mask above my chin, so I told her to go get on some meds for her Bitchy Covid Syndrome (BCS).

by joyrider4life January 20, 2022

covid-19

is a type of disease that makes you cough,sneeze, and have the urge to go around the world

aaw man i have covid-19, guess i'll travel the world i guess

by i are smart boi April 14, 2020

pre-Covidian

A term used to describe the historical period prior to COVID-19.

I dream almost every night of pre-Covidian times!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2020

COVID-19

the one game that skipped 18 games in the franchise

COVID-19 was good, but now its shit
well, thats why you dont skip 18 games in the franchise

by the cooler penguin27 April 16, 2020

COVIDeos

Videos watched during the COVID-19 pandemic to help stay sane typically though quarantreaming.

Jill: You holding up during this whole thing with da rona keeping you cooped up all day?

Paige: Ya, just hit my quota at work and it’s only April, aka no pants month, so I am just chillin and watching a ton of COVIDeos. Occasionally taking walks to play some COVID-19 chicken in the neighborhood. Gotta keep quaranstreaming.

by the comand'r April 20, 2020