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Crouch hump

The action of crouching and standing up repeatedly ontop of a recently dead oponent. The art is most effective in Halo or Halo 2, it is NOT effective or at ALL tolerated in Gears of War because in Halo or Halo 2, you have multiple lives and unlimited time. Gears of War gets more intense and crouch or corpse humping is just not tolerated. After the crouch humping begins, cease within 3 seconds because, that is all the time that is alotted given between the average between the time of respawn while the other player can see their own body, and the average amount of time before a grenade or other weapon will be aimed at you.
Sam: WTF!! I just died!
Victor: That sucks.
Sam: How demoralizing?
Victor: What is?
Sam: He's crouch humping me.
by Sam Gold December 14, 2008
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Crouching

To make yoursrlf sound superior and others feel inferior by mentioning your acomplishments or another's flaws.

Origin: Using the "crouch" action to perform the act of corpse humping.

Co-creator: Tyler C.
"i see you got a 98% on that last test, that's pretty good...but not as good as my 100%!"

"is he crouching AGAIN? He's such a show off..."
by Chase Caspian October 11, 2006
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crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

oh yeah! I have the song and you cAnt listen to it! bllllllll! And i'm too foxy for the wabbit
Liz B. may not like E. and J. Kalkus, but she sure fancies Faggius Williams
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nature crouch

When you crouch in the wild to take a picture with your phone of a beautiful specimen. Or maybe there’s no phone in sight, and you’re coming in for a closer look.

Compare it to its evil twin: the computer crouch, otherwise known as ‘desk posture.’
I’m nature crouching. Cant you see this sexy flower? Damn. Don’t disturb me
by Sickomonster January 6, 2021
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couchyness

1. Cooler than you ever will be
2. The coolest of the cool
Thank couchyness that's over!
by Ima Keller January 9, 2004
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Afro Crouch

When a girl has an alot of pubes and it looks like an afro
Just Look at lisa filo's head, she must have an afro crouch
by mike January 6, 2004
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Crouching Porcupine

When the girl you are having sex with has pubic hairs that are as long as a porcupines needles.
by John Fielhauer March 26, 2009
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