Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class footballer. People compare Lionel Messi with him but there is nothing to compare. Ronaldo is one of the best players The World has ever seen. People troll him when he loses his form, but he silences them with his brilliant goals.

Guy 1: Messi is the best, I don't like Cristiano Ronaldo
Guy 2: Hala Madrid! Cristiano Ronaldo is the best in the world.. I don't care what haters say..

by Official Batman May 2, 2018

cristen

the sexiest mama on this earth

i want cristen

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

cristal

Ever since Champagne Louis Roederer was founded in 1776, the house has been synonymous with the world's great Champagnes. Roederer's philosophy of unyielding quality is based on two factors: 1) Vineyard ownership: 75% of Roederer's grape needs are supplied by it's own estate vineyards, highly unusual in the Champagne region. 2) Extensive reserve cellars, which ensure consistency and full, complex flavors year after year.

Cristal, the champagne created by special request of Tsar Alexander II, is one of the world's most famous and highly respected wines. Brut Premier, the company's flagship multi-vintage Champagne, is a distinctive, elegant wine that epitomizes the House style of complexity, depth of flavor and long finish. Roederer is also esteemed for its Brut Vintage, Blanc de Blancs, and Brut Rosé Champagnes.

Distinctive for its ginger and nut elements, this rosé offers complex citrus and biscuit tones on a solid yet very accessible structure. Vinous in character, it has a lovely, lingering finish.

Rupert: Reginald, Would you be so kind as to pass the 96' vintage Cristal?

Reginald: Heck no you stupid bugger, this shit cost me 700 pounds.

Rupert: Your paying 700 pounds for a bottle of cris!?!. God save the queen.

by Ron Cassinger October 21, 2005

Cristinaitis

Being so completely obsessed with the most beautiful girl in the world that she consumes all of your thoughts.

cristinaitis

by Rubberdanman5 April 27, 2013

Cristal

Is a very Beautiful human being inside and out that genuinely does not give a flying fuck about the meaning of anyone's name. She skips through every IG story that is posting this shit.

Leave Cristal the fuck alone 😌

by What the actual fucking fuckk November 22, 2021

Cristobal

Someone who is so sexy and swoons woman over so fast that they won't even know it. They make females and males fall in love with his gorgeous face and rock hard abs instantly. He can make any girls pussy wetter than the Atlantic Ocean and make any guys dick harder than Diamonds them self's. He can change the sexuality of any person and pulls and the hoes (and bros

He made my pussy wet. He made my Dick hard. He's gotta be a cristobal

by IHaveButtSexEveryHour November 24, 2021

Cristeta

Of or pertaining to the current co-Empress of Macedonia

That woman is hilarious and so intelligent. What a Cristeta.

by egmorgan January 24, 2009