Schrodinger's Crime

An act that may or may not be illegal dependant on the presence or absence of Law Enforcement

Joe: "Fuck off, you can't do that, that's illegal!"

(Jim, drinking the entire tank of sea monkeys in the pet shop): "No coppers? If the fuzz don't clock it's not illegal, its Schrodinger's Crime"

by JustExplainHappy February 23, 2022

Partners in crime

Partners in crime are like best friends but they tend to burn people. Once you have taken the step into becoming partners in crime there is no going back.

Me and Rayne are partners in crime

by Lucinda is Lit December 31, 2020

Crime Minister

Prime minister's that think they're above the law and have broken the law --- right now Boris Johnson has said he will defy the law in the UK to get what he wants --- he is a Crime Minister

Boris Johnson is the biggest crime minister ever even saying in interviews he he will defy the law to get what he wants

by Headcharge September 10, 2019

Unsolved Crime

When a person defecates up their back and does not have knowledge on how this heinous sin was performed.

Help bro the FBI is trying to figure out my how I did a unsolved Crime.

by Elon Obama March 10, 2020

Self-Crime

1. killing of oneself
2. masturbation
3. getting high

"That bitch over there just self-crimed."
"Bro, I'm actually gonna self-crime."
"My life is so shitty I'm gonna self-crime."
"Wanna come to my place, smoke a joint, and self-crime."

by eat.crayon April 30, 2020

Straight Crimed

When you discriminate against someone for being straight.

Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.

Did you see that? She just totally straight crimed her.

by Ciiinderellly November 12, 2021

crime cuck

When someone is a fucking bitch, and gets to be the scapegoat for the crimes of someone else.

Damn, Josh is such a crime cuck. You could kill someone and he'll take the blame.

by Zordonispowerful July 26, 2017