Joe: "Fuck off, you can't do that, that's illegal!"
(Jim, drinking the entire tank of sea monkeys in the pet shop): "No coppers? If the fuzz don't clock it's not illegal, its Schrodinger's Crime"
(Jim, drinking the entire tank of sea monkeys in the pet shop): "No coppers? If the fuzz don't clock it's not illegal, its Schrodinger's Crime"
by JustExplainHappy February 23, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's Crimemug. Partners in crime are like best friends but they tend to burn people. Once you have taken the step into becoming partners in crime there is no going back.
by Lucinda is Lit December 31, 2020
Get the Partners in crimemug. Prime minister's that think they're above the law and have broken the law --- right now Boris Johnson has said he will defy the law in the UK to get what he wants --- he is a Crime Minister
Boris Johnson is the biggest crime minister ever even saying in interviews he he will defy the law to get what he wants
by Headcharge September 10, 2019
Get the Crime Ministermug. When a person defecates up their back and does not have knowledge on how this heinous sin was performed.
by Elon Obama March 10, 2020
Get the Unsolved Crimemug. "That bitch over there just self-crimed."
"Bro, I'm actually gonna self-crime."
"My life is so shitty I'm gonna self-crime."
"Wanna come to my place, smoke a joint, and self-crime."
"Bro, I'm actually gonna self-crime."
"My life is so shitty I'm gonna self-crime."
"Wanna come to my place, smoke a joint, and self-crime."
by eat.crayon April 30, 2020
Get the Self-Crimemug. When you discriminate against someone for being straight.
Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.
Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.
by Ciiinderellly November 12, 2021
Get the Straight Crimedmug. by Zordonispowerful July 26, 2017
Get the crime cuckmug.