Cris

Cris is a loving caring person but...he is known to be far too horny and does some weird things. Cris is known for bestiality on multiple occasions. Another thing about Cris is that he is a raging alcoholic , but he does love his weed. Cris may be decent in school but this man cannot play a video game for his life, maybe thats where the alcohol originated.

Cris "Want to have sex?"
dog"woof(no)"
cris"Okay take your collar off, Now"
dog"woof(stop) woof(stop)"
cris"No"

by DinoNuggets13 March 22, 2022

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I always considered you a great person and that's what you are I suppose, but you promised me that you would never leave and you left in the most painful way of my life possible, it is so sad that I still think of you and you have completely forgotten me.

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Yes, give off enthusiasm for loving someone

by ilywara January 04, 2022

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cris is a dumbass fucking shit talking bitch who thinks he can pull the universe and always has to shit and has hella bitches in his phone FUCK THAT NIGGA CRIS

ew stop acting like a cris

by stoptalking07 March 19, 2022

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