Cris

He is just trying his best but gets shit on by everyone,

Cris is late again
Don't burn the meat Cris

by Happyn't November 21, 2021

cris

kinda peng. says he has a big dick but its probably inverted. has a crush on the "pengest" hoes, but they rant rlly peng t all. can't eat pussy and sucks at fortnite. at least he knows how to sprint in it. though he is funny and frustrating, he's a really good friend who will do whatever it takes to help.

ugh, who's that monkey looking chap over there?
oh thats {cris}, he's actually really nice.
fine ill fuck him anyways. its the best I'm gonna get

by hello my bitches ... October 9, 2018

Cries

Expression of sorrow, grief

Two fat boy cries after found guilty.

by FattyHawFong July 27, 2021

When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.

John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

Cris

THE MOST RANDOM NIGGA YOULL EVER MEET. Cris is a absolute dumbass but a genius at the same time

Cris

by Truefax8262 November 20, 2023

Cris

- Huge cock…a weapon like you’ve never seen before.

-Gorgeous eyes that can melt even the coldest of hearts

-Strong desire to please a woman. He won’t stop till his lady is satisfied.

-Appreciates short women with curves to hold on to
-A great friend and will always be available for his friends
-Sexy as fuck
-Usually a Virgo

Every woman should have a Cris is their life

by Cris_fanclub February 19, 2024

Kody & cris

The best couple. They love each other more than they know. Kody love cris more though. <3

Kody & cris are so cute together I can't wait to see there kids.

by 11._.g0d._.11 November 21, 2021