cheech scale

an S.I. scale of measurement for the tip of a girls boobs to the back of her ass. No individual over 280 pounds can be used for such scale, and "zero" assumes that the individual has no ass and no boobs, while a "ten" means the individual has pamela andersonesque breasts and a jlo-like ass.

John: dude my gf has a huge ass but is lacking in the titty department
Dan: yeah man, shes about a 4 on the cheech scale. My girl has huge boobs and a mediocre ass. shes like a 6 or 7
John: what about zacks mom!?
Dan: yeah, shes like 300 pounds bro. she doesnt apply

by sir loafsalot March 25, 2010

crewchbag

crew-sh-bag (noun)- someone who is on the sport of crew who is a total douchebag. Some examples would include waiting for boat try to dock and cutting them off, or trying to show off by taking your shirt of, especially if theres nothing to show off.

Oh look at those rowers, they painted themselves green beacuse they think they look cool.

I know, what crewchbags

by Crew-Dude April 4, 2011

cleechy

a person that follows people around who don't really want them to be there. they are clingy and leechy (leech) at the same time.

come to this party, but don't tell that cleechy kid.

by nini's a ninja April 30, 2006

creeech

a disgusting fat redhead who shows up invited to a party, gets digustingly drunk, throws up all over everyone while telling them she wants to make love to them, violates everyone there repeatedly, and tries to force herself into the house of the unexpected party host.

That creeech totally tried to consumate her love for me while she was drunk and throwing up.

by bitch1 November 3, 2008

creetch

1.Octopus Cuddling
2.A combination of a creep and a bitch

1. a) We were creetchin' on my futon last night
b) We were creetching so much i felt like we were under the sea
2. That chick's always on Facebook, she's such a creetch!

by mr. octopus February 15, 2009

creesha

An asshole and toxic and a forcing person

Person 1:I don’t believe in god
Creesha: believe in god or I’ll kill you
Person 1: wtf stay away from me

by Uuwhdhhehs October 29, 2021

Le Dasty Creche

It means very good, amazing, beautiful, glorious and Magnificent. Can be used for food, drink , objects, people etc;

Those pints last night were Le Dasty Creche.
Do you see Her/Him? Shes/Hes Le Dasty Creche.

by Larry Birwin January 25, 2019