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a disgusting fat redhead who shows up invited to a party, gets digustingly drunk, throws up all over everyone while telling them she wants to make love to them, violates everyone there repeatedly, and tries to force herself into the house of the unexpected party host.
That creeech totally tried to consumate her love for me while she was drunk and throwing up.
creeech by bitch1 November 3, 2008
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Chrissie Creech'ed 

To Call or text someone but they do not answer or respond back. Yet they are clearly posting things on facebook, so you know they aren't busy.
So i called and texted Erika and got no responce, yet shes talking on facebook?? SHE JUST CHRISSIE CREECH'ED ME!!! smh
Chrissie Creech'ed by MarMarP August 31, 2012
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A creature, monster, or mythical animal
The creetch was very silly looking!
creetch by Type2GenomeManiac June 2, 2017
Mike looks like such a creech in that pic
creech by yabbayeet June 18, 2021
creetchy is a combination of both creepy weird and sketchy.
Kathryn Rickour is creetchy because she had anal sex with an elephant.
creetchy by bonker betty boopers October 17, 2006

Creeching 

Hungover/delirious. Also, drunk/delirious.
Often is shown by people to have had very little sleep with much to drink.
Guy 1: DUDE! I can't stop laughing! I think I'm still drunk from last night! Why are we at McD's at 8:00 am!?

Guy 2: You are totally creeching right now, but so am I! Let's get some more hotcakes...
Creeching by Menard0609 December 7, 2009
A more physical form of cuddling, where you hug with both your arms and your legs.
"Last night in bed I creetched on John"
Creetch by angel8 May 1, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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