the creamy mushroom

the creamy mushroom defined is when an uncircumcised man is about to ejaculate and holds the splooge in the foreskin and gives the women a stamp in the shape of a mushroom from the dick head on said womens forehead.

Gregg: Sandor give that triflin ass bitcha the creamiest of the mushrooms like it was a camble soup lable

Sandor: yea that schlompe had it comin for putting a finger nail in my butt and using tooths.

sandor : yo gregg i just did it she got the creamy mushroom.

by poopstinken April 14, 2010

creamy custard

ejaculating inside of a girls vagina and she queefs it out

dave:i pulled the creamy custard on jenny last night and she fainted

by Ginger Firecrotch January 1, 2008

Creamy Goodness

a normal looking reporter with a goofy name.

thanks Creamy!

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

creamy biscuits

A game young men play in which they masturbate around a biscuit in which the last person to ejaculate on the biscuit must consume it.

"Let's play creamy biscuits!"

by Long Dong Jay Hong October 19, 2011

creamy fandango

when two willing males bust a load into a camals mouth, then the camal spits the load onto the face of a midget in an ostrich costume whilst all participants shout the word "fandango!"

i heard wee man is going to partake in a "creamy fandango" in jack ass 4

by poonjob March 31, 2011

creamy bozo

A "Creamy Bozo" occurs when a cumshot lands exclusivly on the tip of the nose and resembles a creamy clown nose.

when she was done sucking me off she looked up at me and had a creamy bozo on display.

by fingerroll February 28, 2009

creamy comb

The sexual act in which a woman rubs her vagina on a man's head(cranium) while he is standing upright. After orgrasm the man's hair appears to have been combed with "cream".

I was walking down the street one day when a naked chick jumped on my head and gave me a creamy comb.

I didn't have time to shower, so my girl gave me a creamy comb.

by Amanda, Erin, Jen, JoeJak September 23, 2008