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crayon

Blunt-tipped instrument of destruction, in the wrong hands it can cut a swath of waxy filth across the cleanest of construction paper

Most people like to use them, but unless you're Assyrian, I wouldn't touch them, much less pronounce them.
by Zephyr December 25, 2003
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Martian crayon

A joint, a spliff, a fattie, Mary Jane.
Back in the day, my buds and I would head to Virginia for a 12-pack and hit the backroads, fire up a few Martian crayons, put in some Motley Cure tunes and sing to the top of our lungs while we ate Double-stuff Oreos and Nacho Cheese Doritos.
by Thew May 2, 2006
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Pencil Crayon

A strange way of saying: colored pencil.
person 1 : ZOMFG! I COMPLETELY <3 your PENCIL CRAYONS!

person 2 : wat??

person 1: UR PENCIL CRAYONS! THEYRE ALL NEONIE!

person 2 : my COLORED PENCILS?

person 1 : ya the PENCIL CRAYONS!

person 2 : you weirdo...
by iDino-SAWR <3 October 28, 2009
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Green Crayon

Said in the right tone 'Green Crayon' refers to someone doing/ saying something really retarded.
Tristan: What are suspenders?
Fay: GREEN CRAYON!
by Fay bowers November 7, 2007
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crayontoast

1. A piece of buttered toast covered with grated crayons.

2. A substitute for a curse word; a way to express your dislike of something. See shit, fuck, and crap.

3. See Your mom.
1. This crayontoast is delicious!

2. Holy crayontoast!

3. Olive: Those are some nice ones.
Me: Your crayontoast has nice ones.
by Lily_Kaelar August 2, 2007
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red crayon

Red Crayons (Ranga crayons)are very yummy. The more toxic they are the better it tastes. The taste is very much like blood which is good to know for all you people out there who want to try it. The red crayon is very crunchy.

Other crayons that are very similar are clear crayons. They taste nearly as good as red crayons. Clear crayons taste like tears.

Many people agree that Blue Fire is also very yummy but only you can eat it if you are a ranga.
It is hard to eat BLue Fire cos it is very hot. Only true rangas (like Izzy and Marli) can eat it easily. You must a ranga if you can eat Blue FIre. If a ranga says yes then you can eat BLueFire aswell.

Most crayon brands come with a red crayon, however you need to shop at specific art stores to find a clear crayon as they are not as easy to get hold of.
kid picks up a red crayon off the floor.
"Yummy you gotta try it"
Other children find other coloured crayons on the floor but realise it doesn't taste as good :(
"I want a ranga crayon!!!!WAAAAAA"
And they all start to cry except that kid with the red crayon.

See Red crayons are worth a cry over

((Really its bad to eat crayons. They are yummy but can be deadly o.O))
by x Izzy x January 17, 2008
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crayon loaf

taking a shit that uses half a roll of toilet paper wiping. In effect writing with a crayon
just took a big crayon loaf and no theres no tp
by j laban m January 16, 2008
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