Cranston Cream Pie

The act of cumming in a girls ear while she is asleep and letting it dry up. This causes her to wake up confused and wondering why she is hard of hearing in one ear. Origin - Cranston, RI

Sally woke up having trouble hearing in one ear. She went to the doctor and he told her she had a classic case of the Cranston Cream Pies.

Peter waited until Karina was asleep so he could give her a good ol' Cranston cream pie.

My girlfriend was being a bitch. I told her if she kept it up she'd be getting a Cranston cream pie when she fell asleep...she changed her attitude real quick.

by Jeremiah Wickets August 12, 2016

canus

cooler than cool

Kevin Lynn is canus!

by Ray October 22, 2003

Canus

The epitome of coolness or greatness. Insurpassably wonderful. Completely and totally Pimp.

"Dude, that's totally canus"

by Ray October 22, 2003

crankster

A fishing lure made my GG's Lures in Oregon. A Crankbait used for catching Bass and Walleye.

I cast the crankster out and reeled in a huge bass from the bass hole.

by Sandra December 28, 2003

crants

A pile ranging from miniscule to unmanagable in size, composed of various personal accesories, dirty laundry, or even used food utensils/products.

That guy's room was just one big crants, and it smelled like old roast biescht.

by skyeplex September 25, 2006

Canus

Holy shit balls cool

"That stunt was CANUS!!"

by DaPimp October 22, 2003

Cranksed

To be extremely drunk.
(From the word Crunk but typed incorrectly while being worled and cranksed.)

We're getting so cranksed tonight.
I hope we can get cranksed.
i am so cranksed right now.

by Crankster531 November 24, 2006