Cactus Chin

The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having facial hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus chin is sure to come back temporarily.

I am constantly scratching my beard region whenever I get cactus chin.

by Myagooshki March 7, 2011

cactus balls

When it has been a few days since a man has shaved his scrotum and the hair has grown out becoming prickly.

"Last night my man wanted me to suck his nuts and I told him, 'No way, it is time to manscape again. So until you do, I ain't puttin your cactus balls in my mouth!'"

by stitchmata April 21, 2013

Cactus Cock

When you stop your routine of cock grooming, producing a prickly love sausage.

"Damn Eddie O...put that cock on the window sill and water it...you aint getting in me with that cactus cock"

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015

cactina

When your shaved pubic hair begins growing back and its so sharp it pricks like a cactus.

Cam: "Ouch! Emily, your cactina is pricking me!"

Emily: "Sorry babe, I shaved two days ago and its too short to shave again."

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by Tayler Schenkeveld June 8, 2016

Clacton mum

A new mother from the Clacton/Jaywick area typically but can be from any location that gets pregnant by 15 years old with a boy at least 2 years older, by the time the baby shoots out of her legs only halfway into teenage years, she is already out clubbing totally forgetting the existence of her son, leaving him at home.

John "hey see faith"
Luke " yeah what about her "
John "she's only going out drinking leaving her two-month-old baby at home"
Luke " Just another Clacton mum ain't she"

by millionDOLLARcumSOCK February 13, 2018

cacty the cactus

a cactus that is actually a reincarnation of our lord and savior.

yo cacty the cactus is like, jesus man

by MilesShrekDaddy September 13, 2019

Cactus Nipples

When a girl's nipples are so hairy, sucking on them is like sucking on cactus

girl: ya baby, suck deez nipples!
boy: damn girl, you got'em cactus nipples. Here, call this number THEN hmu *hands over waxing spa card"

by Boss miatch April 9, 2020